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You know,
Everybody loved him.
Will they laugh in a salon when you say...
I Want a Hearse What the fukk you need a Hearse for?, You ain't no Master P, and this damn sure isn't the "When They Gone" music video or the "99 Ways to Die" album cover
Die broke, Peg,
Now, be strong, Al.
We're going dancing.
Uh...
We all could.
If I'd have known you were going to be doing me,
I'm afraid one day they're gonna reach out
I'm going upstairs to be alone with my grief.
but will also raise your coverage
You're a plumber, Louie.
who can cut all 12 of your remaining hairs
Is he brain-dead?
He won't come in the house
How about shooting some pool?
and suck in one of the kids.
Yeah, stylists.
Your barber is dead.
knowing he's worth that much,
My name's Bundy.
Peg,
in the dark?
When you have tix to all the tour shows Are you rich?
Don't you think I want to get a haircut, Peg?
in the so-called name of progress.
Oh, well.
can't you get behind old Dad on this one?
Oh.
Steve, please. This is girl talk.
Ask for Mr. Squeeze-It.