Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was so lonely.

If they cast me as Lady Blair, I swear to Jesus…

If you break up, we'll just move again.

Pour me another shot.

I've heard the stories.

-And I got the fancy shea butter. -[turns off faucet]

I usually get eggs and coffee, and then--

So what were you doing with your dad all afternoon?

You don't have to feel so alone right now.

[doorbell rings]

-A massive painting. -Well, I figure why go small?

You can follow me around with a magnifying glass and a boner,

[therapist] What were you feeling?

Damn right, you did.

You haven't said anything to Paul yet. Why?

Next on the list gets in when someone moves away or dies.

♪ Hide up in here from the world ♪

I want you to sponsor me for the Neighborhood Club.

Got that charcoal toothpaste you like.

This is our newest addition.

♪ I'm in your web ♪

Um, I'll just-- Right there.

-What's stopping you? -What?

♪ No matter when, no matter ♪

-Is that a threat? -A fact.

Bring a few things over, hang some stuff up.

She tried everything.

-Hey. [Cordova on phone] Hey.

Cough a little, make it convincing.

and I just have to say I'm so sorry that you had to go through that.

She's this ugly, evil, old witch who lives across the street.

-I have a job, so I have food. -I have a job.

You and Paul make such a gorgeous couple. When's the wedding?

[inhales] …the ugly criminal you are.

[phone ringing]

♪ Tilt your head back And let me taste it ♪

[therapist] When was the first time you self-harmed?

Um, I kind of have to finish my homework.

Well, how did ERB know my name?

[clears throat]

Uh, this is Bracia.

We both know you're not gonna do that.

-You got my email? [Amber] Yeah.

[Ginny] Do you ever wonder why spiders don't get caught in their own webs?

[whimsical music continues]

[splutters] In what, old-time England, like Downton Abbey?

♪ It's written in stone ♪

Hey, I need you two to close tonight.

[inhales] Oh, wow. You're a bitch.

It's a good call.