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I heard some guy got killed in New York...
[ Sniffs ]
I thought you were a deer.
[ Whistle Blowing ]
[ Burns Chuckling ]
[ Thinking ] They're gonna win the city championship.
Uh, sir.
Hey!
[ Ticking ]
1
Actually, it was.
I'm in a hurry.
Aw, geez.
That's me.
or Darryl Strawberry or--
Why doesn't he just let me bat?
When the King wasn't rehearsing or exercising...
You can't leave first until you chug a beer.
Damnation!
## Ozzie and the Straw ####
Mom, they're professional athletes.
## We're talking softball ##
the American League, the National League...
Put a lid on it.
Some of these guys have a bad attitude, Skip.
I've got nine home runs.
Homie, come to bed.
you'll barely be able to breathe.
Sir, he's in no condition to play.
But you wouldn't know anything about that...
But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job after that one comes out. But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job after that one comes out.
- Count me in. - I'm there.
Yes, sir.
Once you go in, you may never come out.
[ Laughing ]
That's impossible.
You! Strawberry!
Men, stop that!
- You play right field. - Yes.