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Not so fast, Simpson.
D'oh!
But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job while that one waits.
in New York City.
We will beat Shelbyville.
My boys need only to thump your tub, and the title is ours.
Pitt, the Elder.
You make me sick, Homer.
Luke Get rid of those sideburns!
Hey, Homer, slow down.
But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job before that one leaves each other. But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job before that one leaves each other.
No, Smithers.
- Boo! - Boo!
Uh-oh.
to the American Hypnotical Association.
Or Homer Simpson.
I'm putting in a right-handed batter.
be... able...
No one can get more than 5 stars
Ohh, one thing I'm good at, and I can't do it anymore.
I've decided to bring in a few ringers--
##Mattingly and Canseco ##
You got yourself a player.
Attention all units! Attention all units!
##From Maine to San Diego ##
[ Homer Grunting ]
Are you Mike Scioscia?
some inspiring things...
Kimbrel...
Are you Ken GriffeyJr.?
All right.
but sometimes I wish I had something more blue collar...
[ Chorus ] ##Ahh, the Simpsons ##
Tomorrow is the biggest day of your lives--
- Our security guard, Roger Clemens. - Hello.
and set to work making the world's greatest bat.
It's what smart managers do to win ball games.
a homemade bat.
very magical piece of wood that I could make a bat out of.
ALL RIGHT YOU RAG TAG BUNCH OF MISFITS
Ozzie Smith seems to have vanished off the face of the earth.
I wish I was home with a big bag of potato chips.
It's okay...