Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Mattingly, get rid of those sideburns.
They sure do, Strawberry.
[ Clucking ]
Would you care to bet a million dollars?
Huh?
Kids, kids, you can each get me a beer.
What's that? A homemade bat?
- [ Doorbell Rings ] - Hello. Are you Don Mattingly?
You hit so many home runs.
You! Rushing! Hit a homerun!
I told him to do that.
and go out there and win.
I've got Wonderbat.
Take a lap and hit the showers.
[ Screaming Fades ]
Hey, we know how to play softball.
If I want you to bunt, I'll touch my belt buckle...
It’s like there’s a party in my mouth. And everyone’s invited
It's a relief from the pressures...
Trim those sideburns stokes Now go and shake hands
We should talk.
One more outburst, and I'll send you back to the big leagues.
it's called playing the percentages.
And the fourth inning is the beer inning.
was Lord Palmerston!
That's right, Mr. Canseco.
It sounds like fun.
Well, I guess he'll be happy...
now, would you, Steve?
busting your butt hauling radioactive waste.
when he comes to.
.
We got peanuts! Need some peanuts? Heads up!
All right!
Neighbor’s sideburns
Did you say a million?
Turn off that damn radio!
I'll takeJose Canseco.
-[ cat meows ] - my cat!
Kids?
What is going on around here?! Future And Eternity Smithers?! What is going on around here?! Future And Eternity Smithers?!
No. I don't want you to see me...
No one is going to get assured a future and eternity spot in the starting lineup.
Dr. Hibbert...
(WHISTLING TO HIMSELF)
Wow! One, please.
But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job once that one keeps away. But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job once that one keeps away.
[ Gulps ]
No one can give more than 100% By definition that is the most anyone can give
You, Strawberry-- Hit a home run!
[ Smithers ] Good news, sir.
a good job.
Yes, sir.
Trim those sideburns stokes Now go and shake hands
Well, well.