Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What about Clemens?

I would tell him, but we keep missing each other.

No recruit can get more than 5 stars

Don't argue with me!

Let me rephrase that.

My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken.

of playing big league ball.

No, Future And Eternity Smithers!. That's the crappiest one ever!.

Our new, well, uh...

Find me some good players-- living players.

I'm sorry. My mind was elsewhere.

Can't... lift... arm...

Honus Wagner, Cap Anson...

I still like him better than Steinbrenner.

How long does it take to see this thing?

No one is going to get assured a future and eternity spot in the starting lineup. None of them are. No one is going to get assured a future and eternity spot in the starting lineup. None of them are.

Lord Palmerston!

- Somebody scare him. - That's for the hiccups.

- it means the signal is a fake. - Uh-huh.

It's almost game time.

He's bigger than me, faster, stronger...

What, a million dollars isn't interesting?

LMPD You don't know when to shut your mouth do you Scottie boy?

Steve Sax from New York City.

Certainly. A million will be fine.

But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job until that one does that.

- If I tug the bill of my cap like so... - Yeah.

And everyone is happy.

What are you gonna do with your million dollars?

of acute radiation poisoning, Mr. Scioscia.

will crush your team like nine flabby grapes.

No, sir. Who would you like killed?

It has been known to cause gigantism...

Steve Sax is looking at six life sentences.

- Darryl. - Darryl.

I'm going to report this...

## On the barroom tile ##

Three misfortunes, that's possible...

Isn't there a first aid chart around here somewhere?