Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lord Palmerston!
Mordecai Brown--
Mmm, doughnuts.
If we beat Shelbyville, we capture the pennant.
Wait.
You know how it goes.
No.
professional baseballers.
## [ Whistling ''Take Me Out to the Ball Game'' ]
You can do it.
No one is assured a spot in the starting lineup.
Pick me.
the Negro leagues.
Gotcha - Can’t win, don’t try
Brilliant strategy, sir.
I put my homemade football on hold...
Try some.
It's what smart criminal defense lawyers do
I have a proposition for you.
That damn hypnotist!
for the softball team on the board over there...
Well, duh. You, Scioscia, sign up.
Sure do, Skip.
I want to assure those who are not on the list...
Uh!
you have 2 4 hours.
[ Choking ]
And here it is.
You should be very proud. Sit down.
I am? Whoo-hoo!
All right, Monty...
Good effort today.
Something told me this was a very special...
No one can give more than 1 00%.
[ Tires Screeching ]
covid money.
Ha!
[ Cocks Gun ]
It's something very special--
##From Maine to San Diego ##
Scour the professional ranks--
Oh, that's okay.
I ran for cover under the tallest tree I could find.
Don't worry about it.
unless, of course, my nine all-stars...
But that will never happen if that one'll not do the whole job whereas that one uses ya.
Yes. Yes, I am. Come in. Come in.
Mmm... potato chips.
So lights out at 7::30...
It all started last year...
Ozzie Smith, Mike Scioscia andJose Canseco.
[ Clucking ]
the new members of our happy power plant family.
Wow! How many home runs...
I pick Ken GriffeyJr.
I don't know what you think sideburns are, but--
And everyone is happy. And everyone is happy.
[ Chuckles ]