Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And now I give you a man whose act will never grow old,

I've been replaced by an eight-year-old.

I thought I was in charge of bedtime stories and pets dying.

Do I hear a counter bid? Going once, going twice...Dad?

No. No. I'm taking the shower. Okay. I just got out of the shower. Do I still smell like Mila's pee? (Chick Sniffing) A little bit, Su.

Don't end up like...

Tonight's guest is local bully, Jimbo Jones?

She crashed her car in to mine and said,

While applause rained down on Lisa, poor Krusty found himself parched.

Here you go, Krusty.

Um, there's someone I forgot to thank,

a 20 year personal services contract

mistress of midnight movie mayhem, Booberella.

I never thought I'd make it past 400 episodes,

Now I'm a jack-o'-lantern.

I did time for you, clown.

I was gonna say "cheap Korean animation," but sure.

which is my code word for my bookie.

I will start you off with this bicentennial quarter

Ooh, there's another coin. That should do it.

Also, go get my dry-cleaning.

I respect that. Cancel the run-through.

is a highly-respected actor.

I'll try to trash you in my own memoirs after I go somewhere!. I'll try to trash you in my own memoirs after I go somewhere!.

But unlike life, I have a solution for this.

Once you have a taste, you'll do anything to get more.

Shall we visit the commissary to toast your success?

because it started out that way:

put your hands together for Drew Carey.

Welcome to the 38th annual Springfield Showbiz Awards.

And I don't? Is that what you're saying?

you're making a huge mistake not hiring my brother.

Now let's pick a Krusketeer!