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Good morning.Good morning.
Oh, she did tell me about Stanley.
I'm old, time is precious.
dropped the assault and battery charges against me.
I'm asking 'cause I'm waiting on some lab results,
It's not piqued.
I-I think what he's trying to say is
Uh, I'm Jerry. Nice to meet you.
I love you.
Oh, I took my date home.
Has a few issues, but then who doesn't?
Listen to you. "Per se."
there's nothing for me in Florida anymore.
but yeah, total bitch.
I don't like it when women use that word for other women...
Could I ask another favor?Mm-hmm.
When she gets here, could you tell her I died?
and you're all I have left.
you wouldn't be creeping around trying to get a glimpse
I only need one to kick your ass.
You have any interest in meeting my grandniece?
Sorry I yelled "touchdown" at the end.
Because he was my husband, and you're my sister.
If I'm looking at one of you, it's her.
and I never saw her again.
I'm just worried I'm gonna disappoint you.
Mm.
Pretty girl.
It's a van, actually. So...
If I don't have you,
[chuckles softly] Yeah, about that...
Did he? Oh. Mm-hmm.