HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Goodbye, April.
It looked perfectly chilled out when I put it in the bag.
Well, I think he's getting a bit fucking cosy with one of the mums.
"A famous paedo"? What?
real fat burgers, big Chevvies, cheerleaders.
What the fuck is that?
Wow, just like that? Screw it, let's give it a go.
cold light of day, it looks a bit much.
SHE GROANS
'Quite interested, but a bit rude to ask.'
I know. I'm sorry. I always liked Flop.
real sketchy fucker.
We just did it in the disabled loo!
I'm turning Ian into a super-toddler,
So, look, I spoke to Molly. Y'know?
You were part of a creative milieu.
It doesn't feel quite right leaving a snake in a child's soft-play area.
I mean, you could... Bury the body?
this.
Radio 1, Radio 2, Classic FM,
And I feel...
babbling something about a snake.
'Oh, this is murder
I've done a thing!
Of course! The air holes are numerous.
Ian's in the fun pit working the plastics.
Duncan wants to have a drink, the total shit.
He's being detained at capitalism's pleasure.
is going to get a big fucking multi-hit of Shreddies.
Here we go.
How are you doing, little fella?
Saying...? "Sorry... Snake"?
'Might be a relief.' I slept on it,
'he's the fucking Volvo.' Mark?
I wrote it.
'on my back.' You know what?
SOPHIE GROANS 'Oh! I should have used more balls.'
SOPHIE GROANS Mark?
Nothing?! Nothing at all?!
'You're the fifth Beatle.
Oh, not the IQ test.
'I need to get away and count my beans.
and then we'll have a big chat about everything.
Erm, I don't want to break the spell,
Someone who is expecting cornflakes
Not Flip as well? No. No.
Apparently, the net has run out of web space