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I'm going to have a little lie down, Mark. I'm tired.
overwhelming feelings of regret, guilt and sadness.
Hans says it can't be changed.
If you're going to bury her, bury her.
because you're mentally subnormal and have a brain the size of a pea?
I mean, yes.
seeing a civilisation that's unimaginably different.
He sometimes thinks he might be able to heal the Great Schism.
maybe I wouldn't have split up with Sophie in the first place.
I see you're sticking with "the programme".
"My recollection, so far as it goes, is that Jeremy did indeed
Watch this. 'Oh, Jesus. I'm a backup burglar.
to change the credit to a shared credit, though, do you think?
We could be a fucked-up family!
I'm really sorry for turning up like this, but I've been walking
Hump someone else's wife in the disabled toilet?
'The loveless marriage.
'She actually came!'
Claustrophobic, depressing,
That's the line.
..I've cracked the code of the spare key.
I feel bad about this, but...
April. It's got to be April. Exactly.
She's out cold.
'It's only the dunderheads with their low IQs
You're my ballast, too, Sophie.
What if he's hurt himself? No!
'God, life's relentless.
Fuck Duncan! He can drive around
We all have calculators in our pockets Mark Just like our maths teachers said we wouldn’t
Hey there, little buddy!
'I think he's trying to take some of my bloody beans!'
'Ah, April, you are the one.'
Goodbye might be simpler.
Hi!
Leftovers? I'm broke. Can't you just bank the YouTube money?
I've stuffed a pinata.
'I will reverse out of our agreement
Hi, Mark.
Yeah... Pretty sure I...helped.
Just a bit of basic intelligence testing.
Yeah, you did the lyrics solo, did you?
I think it could work, maybe, in some weird way?
Dad might think it's mental. Everyone might think it's mental.
The programme contains strong language throughout and adult humour.
Oh, it's fine, it'll be OK.
It's not like he's on the M25.
You did invite me. 'She came!'
Oh, God! Well, let's get the hell out of here.
Where would you go, though, if you could actually go back, in time?
'Is it a trick question?'