Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm talking about seeing them in their prime, drinking Coke out of a bottle.

Mark, no-one does maths these days.

It's the free gift that's going to send him clinically insane.

..incredibly ashamed of that.

Heart, Magic, dead.

It's on a skills video for a Hertha Berlin defender.

'She's a bit rum keen.'

The 1950s? Jeremy, I'm talking about

Yeah, OK, why not?

Cool. Understood. But you'll have a word.

but he'd never take coke and throw an iPad out the window.

So many choices. Periclean Athens, Egypt under Rameses I,

Naughty naughty! Blimey!

Ah, cool your heels, let's have a coffee.

We're going to come for you in the night.

I didn't bury you.

Mark had something to say. Erm...

And he's off to Alison with her little fuck-me Mazda.

for the lyrics on a little bit of song on an internet football video

And does it mean...

OK. Just push her head down.

round the block, and I just wanted to talk.

No, Jeremy, really?

it's the worst thing that ever happened. Jez...

It was your plane ticket.

Er, hello, Hayley, erm... Take a seat!

Jarndyce versus Jarndyce?

If you don't want to move in after all, you don't have to bury me,

Right. Wicked. Yeah, and also,

Is that your budget version of a horse's head in the bed?

I don't keep random beers in. I might have some rum,

It's poking up a bit. Just need to weigh her down more.

I need to somehow get them all cleared out, maybe shout "Fire" or...

picking up Ian later from the flat. Where is Ian?

Hayley was fine, but she was

I could tell the staff that you were a famous paedo.

She's pretty much already buried.

'Sexless, unthreatening Duncan,

the small print on a plane ticket when I came up with them.

..Ian's scores have been through the roof.