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Ian
Well, for God's sake leave the snake alone.
He was OK, but he was writing to the Pope.
Yeah, well, April's kaput.
Someone from the past.
Better call Sophie, see if she minds
If I say yes, I'll regret it, that's certain.
I was going to say wake her up and get her a coffee.
'Like the grey squirrel, it will drive the handshake to extinction eventually.'
but he's a shit. Oh.
She’s a bit coke keen
'So reassuring...'
I remember because I was reading
If anyone comes, I'm saying I popped in to borrow a brolly.
'And the IQ testing is complete.'
PHONE CHIMES
Better than the fucking park, mate.
Mm. Yeah.
snake.
"Scores"? Have you been testing our son? No!
Butter the toast, eat the toast, shit the toast God life's relentless
Hans just caved. We won.
Flop was one of the good guys, man! He was old-school.
A bit of a depressing backward step?
But the headlines are, we did a track, everybody loves it.
We crossed a line, and I don't think we should see each other any more.
Oh, good.
It could weaken my claim. The claim must not be weakened.
Well, thank you...
"make a significant contribution to the lyrics in question,
Education, education, education. Ian coming over?
But the kiss, that was wrong.
I'm straight-edge now. I walk the line.
So I made the call.
Sit in the bath and have a Magnum.
Hans's file! The proof!
'"Disabled toilet baby changing shelf,"
This is quite naughty.
Oh, Christ, Jez, not burgling!
Er, yeah.
Yeah, they must have, er, deleted some old photos, an' that.
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