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Bye. Love you too.
- Thank you, thank you. - Okay, guys. It's so good.
- Yes, sure. - Can you see over s.U.V.S?
That's your wife?
she's paying me a little bit more.
All good. - 4:00, the car will be downstairs waiting for you.
So a one-armed man
Yeah, and how much money is that gonna cost?
Yeah. Anyway, thanks for stopping by.
Oh, that was my girlfriend.
Okay, can I tell you something?
- ( laughing ) - I looked exactly like her.
But that's not really an invention.
Well, so what I'm looking for is $250,000.
Yes? Good good. Thank you.
Are you upstreaming me? You can't upstream me.
What did he say that was so racist?
- Did you guys like the invention? - Sure, yes.
and I wanted... you know, I'm stuck in traffic
It's him! Hey!
That racism is in there somewhere. It's like a drunk...
- Hey, Henry, how are you doing, pal? - How are you doing, Jeff?
Oh yeah. Well, not now.
Hello.
- "had." - had?
- Whatever he says goes. - That's it.
Larry, there's no one-armed man.
The ski that comes in two pieces is an invention.
No, don't worry about Wanda, Terry.
- I trust him completely. - I trust him.
It's all right. It's okay.
Anyway, so what I did was, I have a crude prototype, right,
I'm gonna get him into the prototype, get him his keys back.
Get your own cab!
Whatever he decides we'll abide by.
The one-armed man!
- Great. I'll see you tomorrow. - All right.
Don't leave your popcorn in the bathroom.
- What are you talking about? - This is my wife.
Dad!
And I can see now
So you don't have to carry these big giant skis around.
Had? That's all you can think of... had?
- I just don't know how to implement it. - What have you invented?