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- Whatever he says goes. - That's it.
- Hey, Henry, how are you doing, pal? - How are you doing, Jeff?
All good. - 4:00, the car will be downstairs waiting for you.
Okay, can I tell you something?
Get your own cab!
Yeah. Anyway, thanks for stopping by.
Anyway, so what I did was, I have a crude prototype, right,
Are you upstreaming me? You can't upstream me.
- What are you talking about? - This is my wife.
- Yes, sure. - Can you see over s.U.V.S?
So a one-armed man
Yes? Good good. Thank you.
- Thank you, thank you. - Okay, guys. It's so good.
That racism is in there somewhere. It's like a drunk...
So you don't have to carry these big giant skis around.
- I trust him completely. - I trust him.
It's all right. It's okay.
That's your wife?
Had? That's all you can think of... had?
Well, so what I'm looking for is $250,000.
Oh, that was my girlfriend.
But that's not really an invention.
Don't leave your popcorn in the bathroom.
It's him! Hey!
Hello.
- Did you guys like the invention? - Sure, yes.
- Great. I'll see you tomorrow. - All right.
No, don't worry about Wanda, Terry.
Larry, there's no one-armed man.
The ski that comes in two pieces is an invention.
and I wanted... you know, I'm stuck in traffic
The one-armed man!
And I can see now
I'm gonna get him into the prototype, get him his keys back.
Yeah, and how much money is that gonna cost?
What did he say that was so racist?
- ( laughing ) - I looked exactly like her.
she's paying me a little bit more.
- I just don't know how to implement it. - What have you invented?
Dad!
Whatever he decides we'll abide by.
- "had." - had?
Oh yeah. Well, not now.
Bye. Love you too.