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No, there aren't.
Here I am.
I don't even know why.
Use your pads. Use what you got.
Everybody knows you. You've got everything.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan! Jonathan!
You get away from the wreck.
No sort of consciousness. Just a deep coma.
Look, I talked to everybody I could.
Just wanna get out there and hit them little fellas.
There are some who feel that this program should now be used
Same taste in furniture, how about that?
PLAYER: Moonpie!
You with me?
That's what I've been trying to find out.
All knowledge.
In my opinion, we are confronted here with something of a situation.
Corporate entities control...
but this year, we've got you on Multivision.
Look, I... I gotta ask you something.
a one-to-nothing lead over Madrid.
Opening to red 2010 vhs
it might be I won't ever find out why I've been asked to leave the game.
with Tokyo leading one-to-nothing.
Bluebonnets and everything.
Do you remember?
Something going on with the game.
ZERO: of economic life, technology,
The team, is a unit.
MAN: Spread! Spread! Go kill 'em!
SCIENTIST: I shall have to answer!
I wanted you on my side, that's all.
COMMENTATOR: It's a scramble in front of the goal.
has a full head of steam, still going in on offense, trying to tie the score.
RUSTY: Watch him!
Houston players come and go, but the champion plays on.
Same lecture every year.
Now, third method,
It's a bad habit you got there.
I mean, they have control economically and politically,
I don't want to bully you.
but they also provide.
I've been so stupid for so long.
Any ass knows that fire's energy.
Son, huh?
We still had three nations.
RD: Jonathan E. holds the ball aloft.
- What's it say? - (SIGHING)
But odd thoughts I've had about you, Daph, odd thoughts.
(BOOING)
Where is that?
The highest velocity of a ball when actually fielded by a skater,
CROWD: (CHANTING) Houston! Houston! Houston! Houston!
And you'll remember that the Tokyo team
It's important to have a place to think things out.
NO PUEDE SER JA JA JA JA
All right, watch it now. He's got the ball, next time around we defend.
Yeah.
Come in, Jonathan.
Kogo scores, shooting from his kneeling position in front of the goal.
Ah.
It's your retirement announcement.
DIRECTOR: You are being recorded.
COMMENTATOR: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Tokyo.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
There also are rumors, some say you're retiring from the game.
Nobody told me.
You got it, baby! You got it!
Yeah, things were much simpler when I was a kid.
I guess that's why I wanna see Ella again.
ANNOUNCER: Attention. Your attention, please.
The Tokyo team has a very eccentric playing style.
Best player I ever coached.
For me and for others.
This is not a library, and you are really not a librarian.
(WHOOPING)
I mean, you can call somebody up. Use your privilege card.
There aren't any rules at all.
Hell, nobody even knows the names of the men on the directorate anymore.
You have your ranch. I know you take a lot of pleasure in it.
Let's go. Can't keep these boys here all night.
Even the corporate wars are a thing of the past.
I've been asked to go over to Energy.
nervous
What was in it?
MAN: Please...
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Jonathan, it doesn't matter what you want!
You're supposed to read this as part of the program.
I'll do that.
Yo, Johnny.
As if he knows nothing at all.
and over here we have contestant number 12... well i'll just rip the baking soda balloon experiment out of the book to protect little kids from danger!
DIRECTOR: Most deaths, nine. Rome versus Pittsburgh. December, last year.
But I do know I can get some concessions and I want them.
The old swooper, Moonpie, with his favorite maneuver,
Especially in a game with no penalties and limited substitution.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Defense! Defense!