Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So maybe you should spend the next 100 years

that I keep in my pocket at all times.

Nadja, you openly laugh and mock me

in the Vampiric Council Library,

has everyone remembered that it's Karl's birthday month?

and it turned out he was faking it the whole time

Ah, um, good-- The Nandor, yes, um...

'cause it is going to be very sad.

the last 100 years' worth of fun and friendship.

It's true. And now, you and Nandor should prepare

- Yes, Mistress. It is. -[clearing throat] Okay.

[clearing throat]

which is why I've decided there is only one solution.

I would not even remember your name

NANDOR: So, it has come to this?

Um, I've heard-- I've also heard it said.

-[creaking] - Master?

Colin Robinson...

- Pop culture. - Sex.

[microchip version of "The Hamster Dance Song" plays]

Uh, it is said that he had one of the most impressive members

- Well, that's because technically... - Oh.

Ranch for the human consort!

For years I have single-handedly held this house together.

Can I have the-- Thank you, Nandor.

Seems like what we have here is a failure to communicate.

- starved nothings. - And every human being they knew is dead,

"I have enjoyed our time together

DONAL: Live fuck show?

I think it's going to get worse

This is Quinn, the great vampire.

Can someone please fetch me a, uh,

that Nandor The Relentless had...

but like all huge honors, it's a pain in the nutsack.

And... [sniffles]

When they wake, they are weak, pathetic, empty,

No, it happens to the best of us, doesn't it, boys?

much ado about nothing. Is there a sanitizer?

- They're very intrigued. - GUILLERMO: Well, the thing is...

we grow so weary of eternal life,