Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There, there, Colin Robinson.

to get out of coming to my 100th birthday party tonight.

- Tell me. - You've been asleep for 30 minutes.

it really makes you think about big things, doesn't it?

- That's a terrible idea. - What's happening?

[laughs]: I killed him.

no one would ever know the difference.

[GLASS BREAKING]

Dude is fucking dead. It's not like he's gonna care.

You're lucky to have a birthday party!

Did you bring more people to yank on my pee-pee?

Let not my departure upset you.

Why did you not just bring them in

Master, I really wish you weren't doing this.

I cannot hate on that.

LASZLO: This is a huge honor for us,

-[crying resumes] - Eat shit.

- Hmm. - Anyway, back to the blood banquet.

he's left his mark on my heart.

Again with the "make me a vampire" shit?

and yet when we come face-to-face with eternal death,

with a side of spaghetti with only butter.

Nandor The Relentless, we hardly knew ye.

"a delegation from the Old World...

-[clearing throat] - Shall we take a peek?

[flatulence continues]

You're too late. He's gone.

You know? Is there anything we can get you?

But we have told everyone

[NANDOR READING]

DONAL: Heard what?

He truly was one of the greats.

Yes, fine, just bring these dummies in

in countering that point is:

With all due respect, Contessa,

It's also true to say,

But indeed I must, for today is an auspicious day

Uh, do me next. This is fun.

I'll be 130 years old, aka dead.

People are going to have to pick sides.

Just for funsies?