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so I decided to jump in and go whole hog.

[with accent]: "It's me, Nandor. The world's greatest vampire."

LASZLO: There's nothing we can do about it.

So just stick around for the next 100 years,

And that's another reason I'm crying!

Not substandard but...

- No. -[flatulence]

[singsongy]: That awkward moment.

We danced for the next three months,

I think I'm gonna pass on the... the fuck-and-suck show.

[sobbing]: "May this Super Slumber ease your pain,

and make sure that you're actually dead.

Do you not remember the last time he was dead?

- GUILLERMO: Hey, buddy. - Hey, dudes.

- from a Super Slumber! - Oh.

to our guests and to ourselves.

- Ideas? - I should wake him up?

Uh, Guillermo, do we have a-- Oh.

-[snoring] - sleeping for either 50 years, 100 years,

- Well, me and another guy. -[laughing]

A nice two-hour-long Super Slumber.

with my own peepers.

GUILLERMO: Let's try this.

♪ You need it like you need pernicious anemia♪

I've had orgasms that have lasted longer than that.

You can take your clothes off on the way out.

Okay, well, it's because it-- not a lot of time has gone...

- Partner. - Girlfriend.

You are kidding, right?

[WHISPERING] Mom.

- Shit, Nandor. That's low. - Yeah.

- No. - Maybe it was the density of the member

and I can finally commence my long overdue

- He's dead? - NADJA: Yes.

- Huh. - Never even lifted a hand to help me in this house.