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was that still Myspace and shit?
- [chuckles] - [laughs]
back on shore.
of animals you didn't kill like a pussy.
[engine rumbles]
[hums melody]
What's your favorite animal?
If you could just simulate this indoors,
- You got it, right? Damn, what if it's ill?
- Well, they're two different beasts,
- I'ma get a dog,
- Those are the only monkeys that suck each other's dick?
- I'd say about six to seven days a week.
- Is it pulling the fucking boat?
What am I tampering with the fish for?
- Yes, that's true.
Look. - Yo!
[bright tone]
Reel up! - Gotta, gotta!
♪ ♪
That's a fact. Definitely, definitely.
- Look at this foot bag for sweet Darius.
- For fucking hours. - He'll order a beer.
narrator: The boat is waterproof.
- Well done.
I don't know why I do it. I don't know why I do it.
[soft electronic music]
- Ah! - Oh, oh!
- All right. Clear?
- I want a beer. - Me.
- You play video games. - Play video games.
- Dive for me, baby.
- That's a good question. - Squash 'em up.
- Yeah, but it's good. I remember it being very good.
- "Minority Report"? - "Minority Report."
- Yeah, I'm fucking beat.
- You gone on the internet.
to telepathically summon help.
♪ ♪
- Have a blast. - Hang on there, boys.