Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Oh. - He is 14 and does play JV basketball.
Yeah, bring it. Whatever you got, we want it.
But either way, we're gonna be there for you.
- Great. We have everything. We have burgers and pasta and... - Can we have potato chips?
What did you say?
- No! I want Blue Sky Studios from Fox!
Are you shitting me right now?
No, I was interested, but, you know, I'm more cautious than you are.
Look at 'em. They don't have any emotional holes to fill.
removing kids from their adoptive home the night before their hearing.
What? That sounds insane coming out of your mouth.
do you wish to adopt Juan, Lita, and Lizzy into your family today?
Lita, honey, did you go potty?
Really? Wow. How long before you just knew?
I bought it for her. It was only four bucks.
"Masturbate," so forth.
- How many kids you got now, Stu? - Number four's in the oven right now.
that you think things are gonna be easier than they actually are.
I have played 150 games of Candy Land with Lita.
and people wouldn't walk out in the middle of your seminar
- Guys. - We are so sorry.
All right, one nail on each side of the slat.
Come here, Son.
- That's good. - Number three: reason.
I don't want this.
God. Mmm!
Sorry, Petey. Have a good fight.
Nice to meet you.
is to protect Juan and Lita from the things nobody protected you from.
Yes, we went to see her. She was very ashamed.
You weren't gonna share that with us?
I don't know, and you're not talking.
Mwah!
Yeah, I would, actually. Thanks.
to close a stupid door or put anything in the sink.
and I don't know, I'm sorry.
Don’t talk back you little beaner
God, it's so weird.
- Mom, what are you doing? You can't... - Oh, no!
All right. We appreciate it.
I mean, yes, we would look like the worst people in the world, but...
I could barf all over the ground because it's so nauseating!
We've flipped five houses this year, and I'm starting to turn down design work.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay.
Well, resubmit it! Jesus!
- Why would you give a kid milk in a glass cup? - I'm sorry. I didn't...
We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear.
- As a matter of fact, go to lunch. - It's 8:15.
- Do you want some coffee? - Sure.
Out! Out!
had now four visits with their birth mom?
- Hi. - Hey, guys.
Okay, then tell me! Please tell me!
But no matter how hard I pushed them away,
If this place is so great, why don't you guys move in here?
This isn't even a real Barbie.
- Yeah, yeah. - We're the fosters!
- What happened? - I found my hairbrush in the toilet this morning.
Pete. Hey, Pete.
It was a joke.
Bounce, Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Principal Skinner is a bitch
the loss of a job,
Things that matter are hard.
Okay, you're done. Gimme that. Give it to me. Just give me that now!
after a while, you can't believe anyone could ever love you.
Yes yes yes woohoo
- Um, sorry about them. They're... - Oh, please.
- Hurry up! - I'm so sorry, Charlie!
So you're rewarding this behavior?
Seat belts on, everybody! Seat belts on.
Anything in this room.
Truth is, when I'm pissed, I don't like to talk about it either.
- You bought this? - Yeah.
- Hey. - Hey!
while you were being arrested for aggravated assault?
- Put these on. - What?
by way of a bedroom window?
Right? I didn't either. I've never had a hot boyfriend, ever.
You don't have to go on the kiddie rides.
- So, you guys are rich. - What? Ri... No.
who seems like she's been chained to a radiator half her life.
- I didn't do a look. - You're doing a look right now.
Guys, Mom's here.
I'm sorry, did I...?
We're gonna have a karate kicking contest. Me versus you, straight up.
- Maybe you should ask, or should we wait? - Should I ask?
Pete. Ellie.
that can remain
A couple of months? How many months?
Man, I didn't even touch that girl.
Next day, the behavior continued.
I don't think she's getting on board with the plan, honey.
Well, did you see that?
and she never learned to properly care for herself, much less three kids.
- No, better to leave it in till we get to the hospital. - You're okay, buddy. We're here.
- Whose toys are these? - They're yours to share.
Well, actually by blood she is...
Maybe.
Juan, Lita.
Bad, bad, bad!
Maybe she ran off. Maybe something happened to her.
To be honest, we were worried about our real kids' safety...
Hi, I'm Sue. I'm Carla's caseworker.
- Text me. - Okay.
I mean, we did not get it at first,
Why don't you get into school before you get me in trouble.
- How's it going? - Hey.
Hey, what the hell's going on out here?
They use drugs, and they masturbate,
- Then get in my truck. I'm driving you this morning. - Oh, my God!
Okay. We'll see you in a bit.
Let's get ready for the tub.
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
Hi.
Are people gonna think we shouldn't be doing that?
But it just got me thinking. And there's so many kids in foster care.
- We've gone over this before. - We have.
We're obsessed with the Clippers. I can't get enough of them.
What's Six Flags?
Yeah. And when you graduate high school,
Perfect, because I'm a member of the family.
- Out, now! - Holy shit!
whether that means staying with us or returning to their birth mother."
Here you go, brother. Thanks, man.
- Is that a possibility? - Yeah, that'd be great. She was amazing.
Yeah, it can feel a little like shopping for kids.
Come on, kids, we are going in the living room.
You know what? I think we should tell Pete and Ellie thank you,
they're just crazy for a few days after.
you got this plush new job.
Hello, Juan.
We're not doing this, right? We're on the same page because of the structure thing?
Hey. I don't know if you guys remember us.
I'm sure that's not accurate.
Excuse me. I'm talking to you.
- Four? - ...teen.
Well, technically, she said she hates you.