Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come here, Son.

Pete. Hey, Pete.

I mean, yes, we would look like the worst people in the world, but...

Okay, then tell me! Please tell me!

I'm sure that's not accurate.

I don't want this.

Man, I didn't even touch that girl.

Yeah, I would, actually. Thanks.

- Why would you give a kid milk in a glass cup? - I'm sorry. I didn't...

We're not doing this, right? We're on the same page because of the structure thing?

- Mom, what are you doing? You can't... - Oh, no!

Let's get ready for the tub.

Things that matter are hard.

- Yeah, yeah. - We're the fosters!

Sorry, Petey. Have a good fight.

- Out, now! - Holy shit!

You know what? I think we should tell Pete and Ellie thank you,

So you're rewarding this behavior?

But either way, we're gonna be there for you.

Next day, the behavior continued.

who seems like she's been chained to a radiator half her life.

You weren't gonna share that with us?

I could barf all over the ground because it's so nauseating!

- Um, sorry about them. They're... - Oh, please.

- Guys. - We are so sorry.

- Do you want some coffee? - Sure.

Yeah. And when you graduate high school,

- How's it going? - Hey.

- No, better to leave it in till we get to the hospital. - You're okay, buddy. We're here.

They use drugs, and they masturbate,

had now four visits with their birth mom?

Lita, honey, did you go potty?

- I didn't do a look. - You're doing a look right now.

you got this plush new job.

and people wouldn't walk out in the middle of your seminar

- You bought this? - Yeah.

I have played 150 games of Candy Land with Lita.

- Hurry up! - I'm so sorry, Charlie!

that can remain

If this place is so great, why don't you guys move in here?

A couple of months? How many months?

Don’t talk back you little beaner

- No! I want Blue Sky Studios from Fox!

- Whose toys are these? - They're yours to share.

while you were being arrested for aggravated assault?

Hey. I don't know if you guys remember us.

What? That sounds insane coming out of your mouth.

the loss of a job,

Are you shitting me right now?

I bought it for her. It was only four bucks.

All right. We appreciate it.

Well, technically, she said she hates you.

Excuse me. I'm talking to you.

We're gonna have a karate kicking contest. Me versus you, straight up.

- Put these on. - What?

Okay. We'll see you in a bit.

Why don't you get into school before you get me in trouble.

Well, did you see that?

Perfect, because I'm a member of the family.

- That's good. - Number three: reason.

Guys, Mom's here.

You don't have to go on the kiddie rides.

But no matter how hard I pushed them away,

Well, actually by blood she is...

"Masturbate," so forth.

they're just crazy for a few days after.

- What happened? - I found my hairbrush in the toilet this morning.

- So, you guys are rich. - What? Ri... No.

Hey, what the hell's going on out here?

- Then get in my truck. I'm driving you this morning. - Oh, my God!

and I don't know, I'm sorry.

This isn't even a real Barbie.

whether that means staying with us or returning to their birth mother."

Bounce, Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce Principal Skinner is a bitch

No, I was interested, but, you know, I'm more cautious than you are.

But it just got me thinking. And there's so many kids in foster care.

Hi, I'm Sue. I'm Carla's caseworker.

What's Six Flags?

- Great. We have everything. We have burgers and pasta and... - Can we have potato chips?

Maybe she ran off. Maybe something happened to her.

Seat belts on, everybody! Seat belts on.

Really? Wow. How long before you just knew?

I don't know, and you're not talking.

Anything in this room.

after a while, you can't believe anyone could ever love you.

is to protect Juan and Lita from the things nobody protected you from.

I don't think she's getting on board with the plan, honey.

removing kids from their adoptive home the night before their hearing.

All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.

Well, resubmit it! Jesus!

by way of a bedroom window?

We're obsessed with the Clippers. I can't get enough of them.

Nice to meet you.

to close a stupid door or put anything in the sink.

- We've gone over this before. - We have.

Yeah, bring it. Whatever you got, we want it.

God, it's so weird.

- How many kids you got now, Stu? - Number four's in the oven right now.

Truth is, when I'm pissed, I don't like to talk about it either.

Here you go, brother. Thanks, man.

Come on, kids, we are going in the living room.

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's okay.

Okay, you're done. Gimme that. Give it to me. Just give me that now!

We've flipped five houses this year, and I'm starting to turn down design work.

- Oh. - He is 14 and does play JV basketball.

- Text me. - Okay.

- Four? - ...teen.

I'm sorry, did I...?

We could've had a toddler who doesn't have opinions and thong underwear.

do you wish to adopt Juan, Lita, and Lizzy into your family today?

I mean, we did not get it at first,

that you think things are gonna be easier than they actually are.

To be honest, we were worried about our real kids' safety...

- As a matter of fact, go to lunch. - It's 8:15.

Look at 'em. They don't have any emotional holes to fill.

- Maybe you should ask, or should we wait? - Should I ask?

Right? I didn't either. I've never had a hot boyfriend, ever.

All right, one nail on each side of the slat.

What did you say?

Yes yes yes woohoo

Are people gonna think we shouldn't be doing that?

Yeah, it can feel a little like shopping for kids.

Yes, we went to see her. She was very ashamed.

- Hi. - Hey, guys.

- Is that a possibility? - Yeah, that'd be great. She was amazing.

and she never learned to properly care for herself, much less three kids.