Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Are you the mother? - Yes. Oh, I'm his foster mom.
they were always there with a sack lunch and a ride.
It was my fault. I walked away, and I left the gun there.
No. What? Kimmy. I don't know. What?
to adopt a baby boy... or a girl.
- Yeah. - Yeah?
Ellie looks dehydrated. She looks bad.
Oh! I'm your Grandma Sandy.
It's just a visitation. So...
Well, that's because I wanted you to come in here.
Well, yeah. Yeah, I'm frustrated.
Yeah, this is your place. You can do whatever you want with it.
Oh! That's my boy. You missed me, huh? I missed you too.
Sorry, but we shouldn't be laughing.
and Juan can be fragile and a little emotional,
Hey, Juan, Lita, come on!
You know, Karen, you've been a godsend through most of this,
Nobody wants a teenager, so I'd be aging out in a few years.
That's insane! I don't believe it!
Can I get one? I haven't gotten a single hug from you since I've known you.
and walk your ass right on out of there.
French doors to the garden.
- Here. - Here!
- I want my chips. - Lita!
No problem. They've been doing great.
where he'll decide if the kids are ready to reunite.
Hey. You gotta wait for your turn, buddy.
Yes
- Amen. - Amen.
Whoa! Ooh!
Grab... Hold it. Keep it over the sink, please.
It's not a good trait, guys.
- Change the clothes. - It's not that big of a deal.
The little sad-looking one with pigtails
Fun fact: that's actually how you can spot a foster kid.
And we have every color of parent. Every color.
- Yeah. - And every time they do,
- Hey, yeah. Come in. - You guys made me ask off an hour early to see this dump?
All right, bye.
Someday in the way, way, way off, deep, deep, deep distant future.
But it is not gonna be easy, folks.
Yeah. Enjoy your life as a sex offender.
I know that I have a place to go to eat turkey and be thankful.
They give you a nice big office.
talking on his phone, swearing, taking the Lord's name in vain,
So let's think about next time how we can express ourselves better.
Hey, sweetie. I brought the car.
- We'll walk together. - Come on.
I think maybe it's okay for a five-year-old to have a cell phone.
- Can I go inside? - Sure.
Honey, come on. Jeez.
Well, it's still closer.
You hit me 'cause I like the Clippers.
- Move over. - Stop it!
and she can't bother with the one second it takes
You know what? We'll go ahead and toss these kids back into the system
It was Juan, Lita, and Lizzy."
Ellie, people who take in foster kids are really special.
Thanks for the ride. I love you!
- And they could give two shits. - Right?
Grandma Sandy has an announcement to make.
- And you are Miss Viara, yes? - She is, Your Honor.
I want to take it out. This way.
- and it'd be good for your program. - Pete! Pete!
Run down to the hardware store, pick any color you like. What do you say?
I'm not gonna apologize for working.
All right, fine.
No. I didn't push her. She's ready!
But a lot of kids don't have that.
- No. - Pete, I really don't want to argue about this right now.
but you're just about to piss me off!
Cool. Thanks.
Uh, when I was 11, our garage exploded,
My daughter just got into a fight at school.
Brenda has struggled with substance abuse
Okay? Number one: regulate.
Nah. Cute's overrated.
No distracted driving, okay?
And, yes, there are people who do it just for the paycheck.
So I just thought, I mean, your daughter turned out so great.
I just get worried
What if you can't? What are you gonna do?
Everybody's avoiding them like they're dipped in shit. I'm just gonna go say hi.
That is really inspiring stuff, you guys. Well done.
This hearing is not about you.
- Yes! - Meet your brother and sister.
Just like... really, that gorgeous sweet spot.
Hey, El. I got the towel samples you wanted for the kitchen.
Well...
Okay Okay Okay! No No! Barbie
That's right. Someday in the future.
I'm just saying there used to be a stigma about getting a dog from the pound,
And I think I might be recognizing a little bit of jealousy.
for a displaced child...
Your butt's in a sling, missy!
Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now
usually involving abuse or extreme neglect.
But now you're here and you are stuck with us.
- I want... - I don't want to!
We'll step up. We'll take one right away.
Time's up.
And... And I'll just ask Karen for, um, a different placement.
and somebody has a problem with that,
Even if I think the guy's a pissant and he's not good enough for my little girl.
Is she up there studying? Hey, Brenda, you gonna come down?
And do I look like I feel good about myself right now?
Pete, I appreciate your cultural sensitivity,
You don't have to be sorry. I'm really proud of her.
Hi. I don't know the whole context of everything.
No, it's actually important to have a sense of humor about this kind of thing.
- Just wait there, okay? - Lizzy!
Slow down.
- I was totally... I was joking. - I know. It's kind of crazy.
- Yeah? - Uh-huh.
- We did some demo work. - That's cool.
and what type of children you're looking for.
You know what? She picks up that stuff off the TV.
And I would like to be the single mother of an athletically gifted teen boy
Hey. You miss me?
...instead of foster kids, more people would be into it
Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yeah.
What are you talking about, "father"?
and he dropped the thing on his foot...
Really. You want to have a go?
- Come on. I didn't mean... - Hey! No, that's not...
because you knew that it mattered, right?
I want a dog You already have a dog that Santa gave you Santa gave me a fat dog I want a skinny doohickey
Hey. Hey, Dad. Wake up, wake up. Wake up!
I don't know. You just seem like a Nazi bitch.
That was actually us. Our story.
is the reason we signed up for this shit-show in the first place!
Come on, buddy. You haven't touched your pasta.
And then we were going crazy trying to get the business started.
I am so sorry about the Blind Side comment.
So forget what I said before. It is back on!
I had to search myself