Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh! That's my boy. You missed me, huh? I missed you too.
I want to take it out. This way.
You don't have to be sorry. I'm really proud of her.
Yes
and she can't bother with the one second it takes
Even if I think the guy's a pissant and he's not good enough for my little girl.
Hey, sweetie. I brought the car.
You know what? She picks up that stuff off the TV.
No, it's actually important to have a sense of humor about this kind of thing.
Grandma Sandy has an announcement to make.
That's right. Someday in the future.
Fun fact: that's actually how you can spot a foster kid.
No. I didn't push her. She's ready!
Time's up.
Yeah, this is your place. You can do whatever you want with it.
Thanks for the ride. I love you!
- Yes! - Meet your brother and sister.
And do I look like I feel good about myself right now?
Is she up there studying? Hey, Brenda, you gonna come down?
Hey, El. I got the towel samples you wanted for the kitchen.
Oh! I'm your Grandma Sandy.
because you knew that it mattered, right?
Everybody's avoiding them like they're dipped in shit. I'm just gonna go say hi.
but you're just about to piss me off!
Hey. You gotta wait for your turn, buddy.
So I just thought, I mean, your daughter turned out so great.
Your butt's in a sling, missy!
It's not a good trait, guys.
And... And I'll just ask Karen for, um, a different placement.
It was my fault. I walked away, and I left the gun there.
Hey. You miss me?
Can I get one? I haven't gotten a single hug from you since I've known you.
- And you are Miss Viara, yes? - She is, Your Honor.
And I think I might be recognizing a little bit of jealousy.
I had to search myself
where he'll decide if the kids are ready to reunite.
Well...
Grab... Hold it. Keep it over the sink, please.
Honey, come on. Jeez.
- Are you the mother? - Yes. Oh, I'm his foster mom.
and Juan can be fragile and a little emotional,
Ellie looks dehydrated. She looks bad.
- Amen. - Amen.
to adopt a baby boy... or a girl.
for a displaced child...
Whoa! Ooh!
You know, Karen, you've been a godsend through most of this,
- Change the clothes. - It's not that big of a deal.
Nobody wants a teenager, so I'd be aging out in a few years.
- Come on. I didn't mean... - Hey! No, that's not...
But a lot of kids don't have that.
and walk your ass right on out of there.
All right, bye.
My daughter just got into a fight at school.
I just get worried
You know what? We'll go ahead and toss these kids back into the system
And I would like to be the single mother of an athletically gifted teen boy
- Move over. - Stop it!
Really. You want to have a go?
Pete, I appreciate your cultural sensitivity,
Well, that's because I wanted you to come in here.
Yeah. Enjoy your life as a sex offender.
- Here. - Here!
You hit me 'cause I like the Clippers.
That's insane! I don't believe it!
Hi. I don't know the whole context of everything.
I am so sorry about the Blind Side comment.
The little sad-looking one with pigtails
Run down to the hardware store, pick any color you like. What do you say?
And we have every color of parent. Every color.
- And they could give two shits. - Right?
- Yeah. - Yeah?
- No. - Pete, I really don't want to argue about this right now.
and somebody has a problem with that,
talking on his phone, swearing, taking the Lord's name in vain,
So forget what I said before. It is back on!
No problem. They've been doing great.
- and it'd be good for your program. - Pete! Pete!
- Hey, yeah. Come in. - You guys made me ask off an hour early to see this dump?
- I want my chips. - Lita!
Cool. Thanks.
they were always there with a sack lunch and a ride.
I want a dog You already have a dog that Santa gave you Santa gave me a fat dog I want a skinny doohickey
But now you're here and you are stuck with us.
We'll step up. We'll take one right away.
usually involving abuse or extreme neglect.
Brenda has struggled with substance abuse
Sorry, but we shouldn't be laughing.
So let's think about next time how we can express ourselves better.
Hey. Hey, Dad. Wake up, wake up. Wake up!
- We'll walk together. - Come on.
Well, it's still closer.
and what type of children you're looking for.
This hearing is not about you.
What are you talking about, "father"?
I think maybe it's okay for a five-year-old to have a cell phone.
- We did some demo work. - That's cool.
Well, yeah. Yeah, I'm frustrated.
What if you can't? What are you gonna do?
Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now Fucking Now
Just like... really, that gorgeous sweet spot.
And then we were going crazy trying to get the business started.
Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yeah.
But it is not gonna be easy, folks.
All right, fine.
- Yeah? - Uh-huh.
I'm not gonna apologize for working.
I don't know. You just seem like a Nazi bitch.
Uh, when I was 11, our garage exploded,
- Can I go inside? - Sure.
is the reason we signed up for this shit-show in the first place!
And, yes, there are people who do it just for the paycheck.
Someday in the way, way, way off, deep, deep, deep distant future.
- Yeah. - And every time they do,
Okay? Number one: regulate.
and he dropped the thing on his foot...
No. What? Kimmy. I don't know. What?
It's just a visitation. So...
Hey, Juan, Lita, come on!
- I want... - I don't want to!
Come on, buddy. You haven't touched your pasta.
No distracted driving, okay?
That was actually us. Our story.
Slow down.
That is really inspiring stuff, you guys. Well done.
- I was totally... I was joking. - I know. It's kind of crazy.
I'm just saying there used to be a stigma about getting a dog from the pound,
French doors to the garden.
They give you a nice big office.
I know that I have a place to go to eat turkey and be thankful.
Ellie, people who take in foster kids are really special.
- Just wait there, okay? - Lizzy!
It was Juan, Lita, and Lizzy."
...instead of foster kids, more people would be into it
Okay Okay Okay! No No! Barbie
Nah. Cute's overrated.