Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, make yourself at home.
He's got it too.
Come on, baby.
I'm getting my nose watery and...
It was a bit aggressive. It was a little bit out of line.
Will you look at this? I'm gonna wear it every day.
I didn't want to take it out, just in case.
in case I have to grab the wheel or shut down the power, okay?
- "What's Six Flags?" - Mom, that's such a nice offer.
Me too.
Lego!
All right, maybe I did do a look.
- Someone videotaping this? - Pete, where are you? Where's Pete?
So, my name's Ellie. Hi. This is my husband, Pete.
And we've been trying to have a baby for three years now.
Ohh!
- This isn't a punishment, okay? - Hey!
I think so.
If we say "yes," they're in our house next week.
to build a meth lab in our garage.
- Hey, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner. - How are you?
Still think it's a wonderful choice?
maybe something to break up the monotony.
Shut up!
Don't worry, pal. Lizzy will show her the way we do the cheese for you
Okay. That's good.
Oh, man! Kid dinged a Porsche.
Where's my potato chips?
He's on a Zamboni. Come on!
Yeah, we just feel so rejected.
We know how this works.
Oh, no, no, no. I'm... I'm...
I'm so exci... Are you excited?
Sure.
♪ You look like a monkey ♪
Have a seat, and I'll... Yeah.
You're okay. You're safe and sound in your bed.
Oh, shoot!
Okay!
I never said anything, but I'm thankful to hear this.
Yee-haw. We're gonna adopt a whole shitwhack of kids.
No, she didn't. She's just treating us like another set of fosters.
You all right, peanut?
Stewart. Don't ever talk to her again, okay?
So I'm gonna get that.
I saw her... Oh, right there.
- How you doing? - I'm good. Cleaning up your mess.
I didn't take your phone! No, I didn't!
for Juan, Lita, and Lizzy at this time?
Oh, no. No, no. Dick pic! There's a dick pic!
- You need...? - Lookit!
Stop saying that. Please just go away, please.
And did you two each get a teddy bear?
I mean, this is what we do.
Okay, no, that's not...
So he doesn't have to wear a cast or anything? It's just stitches?
Do I look like a flower?
Mother...
because they're not going through it all alone.
kristi noem trying to get her luxury jet
Santa got me a fat Barbie! I want a skinny Barbie!
The little guy didn't follow through with it though.
No. No, they're not.
you just ask 'em how many goddamn kids they've adopted.
- Lizzy! - Get out here now!
We should all go. I think they'd like that.
That was in the heat of an argument.
The point is, that it's the same...
- Oh, honey, Juan is gonna be okay. - Come on.
and they watch people playing video games on YouTube.
Why is she growling? That wasn't in the classes. I got nothing for that.
- Can you please? - It's sophisticated.
- made a big difference in their lives. - Mm-hmm.
Did you flush, sweetie?
Oh, sweet Jesus.
You said "make a move"? You told her to make a move on a boy?
Go mingle with the kiddies and don't give it another thought, okay?
If you don't quit being so nuts about this baby thing,
- Ellie, let's not. We're holding hands. - No, no, no, no.
- You're acting like you're a psychopath. - Start the car.
Hey!
What about over here?
But she's really... she's not a house, Pete.
Oh, okay. Sorry.
- I know! That was crazy! - I know. I apologize.
Breaks my heart.
No, I didn't feel a cosmic connection.
Add a balloon, El.
Gracias.
Listen, we're not gonna sugarcoat it, okay?
And just when things finally start to feel normal again, they have another visit.
- I'm sorry. Can someone else go? - It's okay.
- What is going on in there? - Lizzy, please, I said you're grounded.
We could use a pep talk right now.
Mom, can you just talk like a normal person?
I'm calling it. Yours is dead.
Chattin' up all her middle school BFFs.
Are you sure you want to give this to your sister?
that are soon to be adopted by two wonderful parents.
Juan, what did you say?
And Lizzy, she's actually smiling. It's crazy.
Let's get in the house right away, really quick.
Lita, come on, get your stuff.
Whoo!
Did you say something, Juan?
- Are we gonna go stay at your house now? - Um...
Okay. Now, Miss Viara,
you are a still child for me okay
Uh, good. It's going really good.
install some countertops in the form of love or self-esteem, whatever.
- That's exactly what I was thinking. - Hello!
I don't know. They're just so cute.
- That is, if you... - No. Please. Oh, my goodness.
You've got a real Barbie that Santa gave you a few weeks ago.
Why do I always have to go last?
Lizzy. Pete and I worked really hard on this dinner.
- Dude, what are you doing? - I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Yay!
Sometimes she stumbles. But she is a good kid.
Pete, I hope she's not serious about all this.
No, no, no! Um, I'm sorry.
Okay, and Pete and Ellie took in three children ten days ago,
- I want to feed Meatball! - You can feed him next week.
- Juan, get out of there. Please? - Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I'm sorry!
Honey? Right, El?
I was never into the cute ones either.
But he is 5'2."
- I think I'm ready. - Great. Now you're ready.
- Why don't you come help us hang some tile? - Yeah.
- Karen! - It's pie. You know I love pie.
What did you think they were gonna look like? Little pirates?
A big, life-altering moment like this, you gotta get pumped.
After you fix that god-awful statement.
I know it sounds... I know everyone's going through tough stuff.
When I was nine I lived in a crack house.
- No, it'll be good. - No, honey.
- I'm sorry. - Let's... Let's just go. Let's just go.
Hey, buddy, what's your name?
But that food throwing has stopped!
Hi!
Damn it.