Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Don't want to hear it! - You know what?
All right, look, you drop them off.
- You know what I mean, wiseass. - Open your stupid eyes.
We're family now, and I got your back forever. You hear me?
Good night, buddy.
- Scan it! Hurry! - No! We're not doing this!
Oh, yeah. And... she loves it.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm good.
It's just the song that's got me a little emotional.
But that's not you, it's me. I thought I just covered all that.
Come here, Daddy. You too, Mama.
- I'm gonna shoot, you crash the boards. - Yeah. Sure.
so let's save that heartwarming speech for that occasion.
- Hmm? - What?
You know what? I just haven't had my morning coffee yet.
"I understand that you're upset. Nobody likes to feel this way."
What if when we go live with our mom,
I'm gonna get a hamper next time.
- If I'd had a chance to do the same... - The kids! Oh, my God!
Before you weren't grounded, you weren't anything,
The court has legally cleared us...
and I was put in the system,
Chuck, gotta go.
Uh, no. Wait, you mean the one in your hand?
Juan, where did you put my phone?
Please?
- What? - You heard what I said. You didn't just know?
because they can match a lot of kids and parents quickly.
But I'm just wondering if I can just get in on that hug a little bit.
I mean it. Don't open that door.
- I went potty! - Okay, good job.
All right, October, that leaves you.
At us, at the world. Maybe at yourself a little bit.
No, no, it's just Jacob.
Ellie, you gotta learn some Spanish.
We move the stairs, take these walls down,
- How long have everyone's eyes been open? - Kimmy, you of all people.
There's no look. You're doing a look.
Sometimes it's easier for sibs to adjust
Oh! Oh, thank you!
There's a park across the street.
The one that just picked up that bit of trash?
Well, you know, our kids have, what,
Please.
When. When you have a baby.
You know, this reminds me
Her inspirational, heartwarming goddamn speech
Just sign in, and take this form with you
Hmm?
Hey, Lizzy, if you ever want to talk about anything...
Hi. I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you.
Kid shows up, you figure it out. Easy-peasy.
- Okay. - All right.
Um...
- Can I do "Feed Meatball"? - Yes!
- Where's your restaurant? - Right over there.
I was trying to leave in a car and I wasn't supposed to,
Yeah. Okay.
I found this adoption agency. They're having an orientation next week.
- Excuse me? Hi. - Hey. Hi.
Honey, she's not joking.
Come on, buddy, suck it up. It's a little snafu, okay?
but I think we're perfect for this.
Oh, I'm part of this family too.
Yeah. We all thought you were out of your minds.
- Jerry, what do you think? - I'd be thankful if we could eat, Russ.
Why would you show us that? You’re an asshole!
- What color do you like? Anything you want. - Any color.
Good luck with that one. She thinks she's better than everybody.
but you're gonna have to get used to it once in a while, okay?
Not, like, full-on girl talk, but not the usual silent treatment either.
- Why are you arresting us? - Really good. Good work, guys.
- No! - Hey, hey, hey.
Yeah!
- Lizzy, your mom said you filled out all those forms. - I helped, but so what?
Don’t worry you can mail out and you to have the phone again to heal. Don’t worry
- You don't have to call us the Wagners. - No, please. Good to...
It's not a potluck.
- It's okay, sweetheart. - It's okay, honey.
You! Dick pic! Hey! Hey!
We just want to make a nice home for you. Is that so wrong?
Michael, You brush your teeth yet, huh?
I know you feel sorry for me right now, but you really don't have to...
I mean, Your Honor.
Of course it was you. I left it in the bathroom for you.
Whatever happens, the time that your kids spent with you
Hey.
- No, no, I am pumped. - Well, you don't look pumped.
- With what? - With you.
Damaged goods?
and encourage him "to whip out his big, shaved plums"?
- Good night, kiddo. - Good night.
"Thanks for watching them"? Like we've just been fricking babysitting for five months?
- Okay. - On both ends. Okay?
The big guy might smile on that.
I'm not gonna push you into it.
Hell, you might even tip over that damn yogurt machine
and tell us, without blaming each other, what the main issues are.
And he got into another fight at school.
Yeah! Jesus Christ. This is great news.
I mean, unless you want to.
- Excuse me, what? - We caught her using a couple months ago.
I didn't hit him, okay? I never have hit him.
I'm gonna be late for school, you know.
- He's okay. - You're so brave.
All right, come on, everybody.
Hey, next time...
why I became a mother in the first place.
Perfect parent, huh?
- Oh, my God. - I didn't do it.
When you took this on, you felt good about yourself
In any case, we have this. It's fine.
- Of course. You should be really proud. - I am.
- Come on, cowgirl, let me get a "yee-haw." - Yee-haw.
It's okay. Well, I'm Kit and this is Michael.
Oh, honey.
My God, it's so clean.
- What? - Kiss again! Kiss again!
And then you can take Lizzy to the high school.
and write down the name of any kid you meet you might be interested in.
- Juan just picked it up. - No. It wasn't their fault. It was mine.
- And it's ours now. We own this. - Mm-hmm.
- "Look." - Yes, excellent.
- I'm grounded? - Yeah. You're grounded. Because I just grounded you.
That is such great news. I'm so happy for both of you.
- I would never hit a kid. - I want a Barbie!
Bye! Bye! Thank you!
Come on. Give me a hug, Charlie.
- It was a ground floor window. - Good. Points for you.
- Good to see you! - Good to see you too!
Judging by Lizzy's statement, you might be back in court soon enough,
I never said the word "bitchy." It was her word, not mine.
- Okay, you're all set. - Bye, Lizzy.
Yeah, what was the look for? You looked back at me to include me in your look.
Lizzy, she's treating us like we're the enemy.
"We want whatever is best for the kids,