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When. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kimmy.
- There's no trouble. - Maybe even a fight.
And my plums aren't shaved.
- They're right outside, if you guys wanna follow me. - Yes! Yes.
You never said I couldn't have any people over.
Most important thing, make sure the moms all get along.
- What, like a dirty bomb? - Whatever.
And at the time, we couldn't answer her."
Yeah, hi. I'm Lizzy. Um, this is Lita and Juan.
Hey, Dad.
Here you go.
...much. That was incredible. Thank you.
Okay, all your court bears are in here, the new ones as well.
I know, but we were always so broke.
- We gotta get going. - Take care.
No, honey, it's "Hway-cob."
Calm down. I'm gonna fix her, okay? Here you go. See?
Hey, Mr. Hendrickson, go long!
But we have to try, people.
Yeah, I would love to.
Is anybody interested in playing with the giant dollhouse it took three hours to assemble?
Yes
Potato Chips has been bad today. Bad girl!
Well, there's some good news.
So on these rare days when we get to smile at work,
Oh, yeah. Lizzy's such a great kid.
Thank you.
Me be like after Christmas
- Everybody go potty! - Yeah, I went potty.
There you go, Juan.
- Great idea, by the way. - It's awesome.
Just put the knife down, honey.
But we can take you through the eight-week foster parenting course,
- I'm gonna get dinner started. - Okay.
Let her go with her friends.
- Um, I mean... - I... Oh, God.
But the Muskies are not abusive or evil.
Please?
Now you're telling me she's back on... Ow!
- The Muskies might lose that meal ticket. - Karen, please.
Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here?
- What? - My name is Charlie.
- Tres. - Tres.
- Can you help me? - Yeah.
And Juan just doesn't use his head.
Come on. I'm getting him.
I said that, Your Honor, but again,
It's good. It's like... It's, um... It's school.
Yeah.
these... these kids could blossom, right?
We're not rich. I mean, we're doing okay.
I'm just going to say hello. I know. I don't think we should do that.
You think you're better than me, huh?
We don't have a year-long engagement on this thing.
I'm so sor... We... We're terrible people. I'm sorry.
Can I put my bears in there?
Wow.
Yeah, let's do it.
I walked them through some of my better bird-watching stories.
Mama.
The courts took 'em. There's nothing we could do.
- Okay. Yeah. - It's just here.
And you know that.
- You sure you're okay? - Yeah.
So you don't know what's gonna happen.
I'm just gonna go check on Lita.
A couple of months.
Will you look at them!
Hello! Hey, help, please.
Yeah, Lizzy comes with two younger siblings, Juan and Lita.
Absolutely! Miss Peppers!
Okay. Thanks.
- She doesn't like it. - I think she loves it.
Pete, you tell her what my nationality is! Tell her!
we can, I promise.
- Yay! - Yay!
- You got it? - I got it.
I'm so sorry. You are so right.
- Hey! Excuse me. - What's up, man? Wanted to catch a fade, huh?
Hey! Did you have fun?
Okay.
You know, family court is important work.
leaving Lizzy to parent Juan and Lita all by herself.
Sending pictures of your knob to a 15-year-old girl?
- Hey, look, we got some snacks. - Come on, Lucas, right over here.
That was gonna be me, trying to start my adult life,
Go potty, put your shoes on. We're gonna go, okay?
ever since her mother's boyfriend started her on meth when she was 11.
Show everybody those big shaved plums you're so proud of!
You know, we gotta just accept that we made a terrible mistake
I like the way she says her J's.
I've never seen it. So, please, it's your turn. Just do not talk to me anymore.
That's terrible. What about the father?
Sure.
- That's it. - It's done! It's done. It's done.
Except instead of grieving...
Hey. How's it going?
Little Juanny's upchucking in the trash bin!
Let's make them feel welcome.
You know what? I think I can help.
I know.
I am always the bad guy because you're never there.
I'm David, and this is my wife, Jessie.
You must be Lizzy. Come here!
Love you too.
Hey, you're not going anywhere. Stop right there!
Yeah. Totally.
When someone does terrible things to the children we love,
I'm No TV? Yeah. No TV. Because I just No TV you.
"Well, sometimes with the quiet types you'll have to make the first move."
- Hey, guys, check it out. There's some shit going down. - Lizzy, the phone.
She's got a knife.
The rut was easy and quiet. You know, I miss the rut. But you had to be a mommy.
A-Are you jo... You're not joking? My God. I'm so sorry.
You're good parents, looking out for your kids.
- And you know I can do it. - Really?
and Lizzy is strong-willed and she won't trust easily.
Lizzy gave you the look and you caved.
And this has you feeling what? Frustrated? Scared? Lost? Is that it?
You're doing so good, buddy.
I think our kids made us realize just what kind of a rut we were in before.
We're never gonna do that.
including the... the very lucky kids