Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now we're talking!

I'm one-eighth Comanche, okay? So I'm not that white!

- We've been waiting one hour for you! - I'm the bad guy. Calm down.

I always thought that I'd be a mom someday.

Definitely starting to hate me a bit less, right?

Can we just get out of here, you coward?

I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought we were really connecting.

That's a good idea, huh?

Hi, honey. Here we are.

- I'm okay. - Okay.

- Hold my hand, hold my hand. - A little bit of a sting.

- So you caved, huh? - No, I did not cave.

We didn't take her kids, Ellie.

Motherfucking Mr. pickles

It's messed up, I know, but the county puts these on

Okay. Lunch it is.

Oh, my goodness. Oh.

Look, Lizzy's mom is a product of the system

- We're stuck, aren't we? - Yeah, we are.

- It's brutal! - It's very dull.

It was a little out of context maybe, but there's no hard feelings.

Why is this funny?

Yeah, she got clean because she was in jail, Ellie.

I'm gonna find this Jacob kid and get to the bottom of this, okay?

Yeah, Lizzy, you body-positive whore!

So, together we're all gonna decide which chore we'd like to do

Stay still. I got to wrap it up.

We're good! Thank you so much. We're good, thank you.

Lita won't eat anything but potato chips.

It's not fair. That is not...

Before you jumped on in there,

Clearly, it's not for them. Let's just flip this one, El.

I'm so sorry. Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey.

So we went to the school and joined her in the cafeteria.

That was very smart. Put him right on this gurney.

And Lizzy's soccer team is undefeated.

You're a brave boy, you hear me? Look at me. You're so brave. Yeah?

Oh, good! You're home!

I protect it means the first recovery to us

It's got nothing to do with what just happened.

Yeah, okay... Hey, Pete, Pete, just wait.

No fair! I want some of that. Hey, honey.

But does he have a lot of contacts?

I know. I think it's awful. But they're teenagers, okay?

And, Miss Viara, do you feel capable of responsibly caring

She came into care four years ago when she was 11.

- Yes! Absolutely! - Oh, my God. "Our blood."

I got the whole family tickets to Six Flags!

you know, for everything they've done for us, yeah?

- Excuse me. - Y-You guys heading out?

Most folks want nothing to do with teenagers.

I'm sorry if we're not as politically correct as you guys,

Here's an idea. What if we adopt a five-year-old?

that we feel no family should have to go through.

- Oh! - Oh, gosh.

I pronounce you a family.

Get out of here!

- Eeew! - Eeew!

Is that her real mom? Yeah, that's a harsh move.

- About the couch fire? - No. About your .26 hearing.

we hear about you throwing food in the cafeteria one more time,

- Oh! You're a dick. - I'm kidding.

- I did not cave. - Oh, you caved.

Is this that kid Jacob you were talking about?

And you know why? We've got a cosmic connection.

That would depend. There's a lot of factors that go into it.

What do you think it is, Mom? Wild guess. Dick. Pic.

But things have been a little chaotic around here, and we need things to be normal.

Like The Blind Side. Like the movie. Right? That's great.

who still hasn't been matched with a child.

I can't get over it. They look just like normal kids.

I like it. It's really... dope.

She's not fat. She's body positive.

I love the movie.

- Come on. - Come on. Have a little vision.

I know she's getting these texts. I can see the dots.

- Lizzy. - Please just go away. You're not my parents.

- Wow. - Nothing hard about kids.

And now Mom's ready to reunite?

Actually, I wanted to give you the statement we wrote

- Of course. I mean, that's... - Yeah.

- I love hide and seek. - Okay, but just us. No girls.

You didn't have to get all this stuff for us.

- Like the Avatar thing. - Avatar?

Peter and Elinore Wagner,

Why don't you come on over here? Excuse me.

- Stop! Stop! - It's almost over.

- Yeah. - Last session.

Stop right now, or you're not getting lunch or dinner.

- Yeah. - It's cool. Great.

she doesn't know how to make my noodles the way I like to have them?

Because we love you, Lizzy.

- Karen, there is no evidence to... - You've seen 'em.

Great. Yeah, I just... I have so many feelings.

No, it's okay. Don't cry. Relax.

I swear to God, I'm gonna get pregnant again this afternoon just to spite you.

Hey. Excuse me! Heads up!

You know what? Tell the girls we need their car. Now!

Good morning, folks.

I know, I know, but we wanted to.

Uh, Kylie, Savanna, these are my, um...

and cranking his explicit music till all hours.

- Did you guys go to prison? - No. We were... just in jail.

Well, guess what? You're grounded.

- Wow. Hello. - What is that?

And you might quit just to get some control back.

With me wanting the kids or not wanting the kids?

- Holy shit. Holy shit. - Yeah. Yeah.

We want to thank the Lord for our first Christmas together.

Pete, if you don't want the kids,

And what's the boy situation? Anything exciting?

Sir, all I need to know is whether or not Lizzy is lying.

- Wait. Did you say "made" a difference? - Yeah, she did.

Okay, I think that's everybody.

- Now we're just supposed to? - I know.

- What? I do not. - You do.

and I'll just jot you down for "whites only."

Let's see it. Bust that shit up.

Juan, drop it right now!

Fourteen? Oh, my God!

- You all set? - Yep.

Yeah, we just realized we hadn't thought it through properly, so...

You know that we love you, right?