Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe we were spoiled and didn't appreciate the rut.

Good night, honey.

Just put them on.

Well, I mean, it's not perfect.

- Dick pic! - Think it's okay?

And the foster parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner, are they present as well?

and I live for this.

- No, thank you. - Yes!

Oh, uh, Ellie and Pete.

Of course you are, because you have to win at everything.

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Look at this, Lita.

- Lizzy's favorite pastime is just... - Just leave me alone!

I mean, the tantrums, the messes, the attitude.

What's not okay is to threaten to slash our throats

Lizzy, can we put the phone away while we're at the table, like we talked about?

Hey, Lizzy, this one's for you too.

- How old are you, Jump Street? - Why you want to know?

- Juan and Lita aren't even up yet. - I'm up now, Miss Noisy Pants.

Nothing. I was just thinking about what you said about adopting a five-year-old.

You know, the whole white savior thing?

They get one every time we go to family court.

I love this song.

About that hairbrush?

I'm so sorry. Uh, I shouldn't have left this out.

She is kidding, of course.

Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

But just hearing him say it out loud: "We're never having children."

There's a gorgeous stained glass here in the corner. The bones are really good.

- Yeah, she's really cool. - She was telling us about you guys.

Well, I have gotten a placement.

I swear they look like brother and sister. I can't tell them apart.

Oh, sorry! Oh, Christ.

- Yeah, that's what she picked. - Dark Kettle Black, huh?

Preferably African-American.

Lizzy, honey, we do know you.

I thought it was the person who sent her the...

- I'm so sorry that I blew up at you. - I'm sorry I slapped you!

- Oh, Grandma Sandy, I forgot. - What?

Did you feel a cosmic connection?

And I didn't drink a drop when I was pregnant. Nor do I have a radiator.

And the Lord has guided us here

You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day,

- We actually wrote a new one. - Ma'am, excuse me, but I have your...

- Okay. - All right.

So no school today, huh?

That's okay, buddy.

- Okay, thank you. - Wait, me too!

Rather than just rolling the dice

Pete, shut up! This is the kind of stuff they move kids for, okay?

and then take this nail out.

You don't have an opinion on your own family?

- And what's your doll's name? - Her name is Potato Chips.

- No, you have no reason to be sorry. - No, I'm really sorry.

and you can get your certification.

Hey, what's the matter?

- Merry Christmas. - Oh.

Lita is a... a wild, rowdy kid,

but I just keep wishing that their mom would go back to prison.

is that her mother's made a lot of promises over the years

Don't be ridiculous. I should never have left the nail gun there.

- Pete. Ellie. - Hey.

I'm thrilled she even likes him. I totally pegged her for the bad boys.

Well, there are my little gangsters.

But you know what I do like to do?

- Ellie. - Juan. Buddy, come here!

She felt she was being pushed into something that she wasn't ready for.

- And you are Elizabeth? - It's Lizzy, sir.

- What? - You pushed us into some next-level shit!

that you and Peter are gonna experience

- Sure. - Of course.

Yeah, about that. Actually, we...

I see that you've been keeping up with your visits. That's good.

These are your fantasy kids.

So now she wants to come back and be Mommy again.

- Yeah, sure. - Yeah, of course.

and she didn't show.

- Can we play hide and seek? - You sure? You lost a lot of blood.

Brenda Fernandez and her parents.

Ok class today we will go to AMC theaters to see Spirit the horse

But these kids, I think they're really good. We got lucky.

That's actually sexual assault, young man. It's disgusting!

She was supposed to meet us at the office this morning

- If we knew... - No, no, it's cool.

If we just stay calm and we work together,

You just spent 30 minutes talking about the deep state.

No, cuatro means "quart." Like quart of milk.

We're gonna be in the front row again when you graduate college, or even if you don't.

All right, cool.

they give her a new coat of paint, scrape off her emotional popcorn ceiling,

It's small, but it works... Your Honor.

That's good. That's good. That's very good.

You won't get anywhere with her until you two get on the same page.

Why would you even show that? They're so cute. That's wrong.

Get some presents maybe.

That's a long fill-up, my friend.

I'll visit all the time and you can call me if you need help for anything.

So, when I was eight years old,

Um, Brenda is, um... back in rehab.

- You think so? - Definitely!

And we start classes next week!

"Lizzy, why don't you take some deep breaths, count to ten."

Look, we can't start turning on each other here.

All I'm saying is that we're thankful

Lizzy, I know you're angry.

- You're going to jail today, Jacob! - You mind calling the police?

Could you just give us a few minutes, please?

- She's good. She's good. - Oh, God.

Let me just smooth it out for you.

for a Miss Carla Viara.

Right? Right? "Hway-cob."

Then you're gonna throw your perfect uterus in my face too.

- I said that? - Yeah.

Um, hey, hey, come on.