Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Christmas is boxes. - Yes.

Can you please get off the counter, honey? It's dangerous.

- Oh, no! - That's gonna... What? Hey! Hey!

And, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner,

You know that too, because they obviously came in through the window.

Sorry I don't dress like an uptight douche like you.

What are you doing? Take it out!

Yeah, we would. And right now everybody thinks we're saints.

Hey, number three, where's your mother?

- "Pete, please?" Exactly. - No, I...

- But you just said she won't let us. - Nope, she won't.

create an open concept through the kitchen.

I'll tell you what's not normal, is your kids not knowing what Six Flags is.

Hey. What's wrong?

- Actually, there's this one guy, Jacob. - Yeah?

- Yes. - That's very good news.

We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry.

- Amen. - Amen.

- Yes, Your Honor. - Yes, Your Honor.

we wanted to get to know you a bit more.

We did it because something was missing in our lives, but we didn't know what it was.

Listen, guys, right now, you're all they've got.

I think I have to take a crap.

- Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door!

Of course, if you two thought you could make room for an older child...

- It's, um... - That's a Sharpie.

I think they might be recognizing a little bit of a honeymoon period.

We spend day in and day out dealing with things

"Sexually harassed"? What do you mean? Their parents made lewd comments?

It wasn't their fault. They didn't do anything.

Here's a hundred.

Huh. Turns out Lizzy's mom is finishing a sentence in county jail.

Pete, we're not talking about you, man.

- Saved you a little walking time. - We had a front space.

Those kids were living like feral cats in a crack house.

- Shut up, Russ. - All right.

that weren't donated from total strangers, so...

Hello. My name is October Ross Jennings.

- What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy!

And I haven't seen her. I was hoping I could see her.

I'm so sorry. It's not my fault.

- Mom's here. - Okay.

Yeah, she's not just gonna step aside and let you two take over.

we can find a way to get these little assholes out of our house!

And that statement ain't gonna help.

That's right, we've got a cosmic connection.

that we couldn't read in court, just so you have it.

She got a T-shirt.

Bye, Brenda. Great job. Amazing. All right, Kit, bye.

Okay, what do we have here?

- Mm-hmm. - Right?

- We're gonna try again. - Definitely try.

Hey. It's okay, sweetie. Did you have a bad dream?

I grew up a lot like that kid.

Congratulations, guys. I'm so happy for you.

I'm so sorry. I feel terrible. I, uh...

What do you guys think?

Next thing I know I'm in full mom mode, giving her advice, like,

No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw!

Uh, my mom got out a few months ago, so...

Hey, thank you.

And that was helpful.

What do you think?

with everything and everyone.

- Sorry, guys. - Sorry.

- Ow! Ow. - Calm down. Don't cry.

- I don't want this! - Hey!

- Stop talking. - Ellie.

I quit bringing it up because every time I did, you'd say it's not the right time.

- She's gonna drive. - Oh, yeah?

You're not terrible. Now get on in there and find you a family. Go on.

- Hey, buddy. - It's all right, buddy. We're here.

We are here today to officially create a new family.

Get some sleep, kids.

Okay. Okay. Well...

- Yeah, we'll be back. - We'll be back soon.

Really small for her age too. Maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something.

- With ketchup? - Put it out!

I know. I just...

And next we have Pete and Ellie.

- Did I make it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can we just take a moment, calm down, and take a few breaths?

For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there.

I don't know, maybe next time you guys...

The thing is, over half the kids who age out of foster care

Sweetie, we're so sorry.

me when i see mae

You guys picking us up? Where's Mom?

They were completely uninterested.

All right, come on.

bounty of super fun cardboard boxes.

and trash bags in the middle of the night and move them back to the Muskies?

It's so clean and quiet in here.

Yeah. You're such a good boy.

Would you like to share your news?

- What about the presents? - I would've went crazy if I got a robot.

- Uh, that's my daughter. - The radiator kid?

- Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll. - Wow.

- You sure you don't wanna give her chips? - No, we're not giving her chips.

- That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Huh? How'd that feel? - It felt good!

You're on Facebook, right? I'll find you. Okay!

Yeah. That's my daughter.

Oh, great. I'm so glad that she loves her black bedroom.

Oh, yeah. Oh, dear.

That's not the only thing they're gonna break.

she's losing her connection

but now they're called rescue dogs and everybody wants one.

- Come on, Ellie. - He didn't do any of it!

Not really a rut. Just the same old routine. You know?

Thank heaven he didn't seriously hurt one of the other kindergartners.

Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious.

- Unlock the window! - And if I say anything about any of it...

All right. Get up! Come on. Let's go.

We didn't take her kids, Ellie.

- Oh, uh, sorry. - You don't have to say sorry. That's okay.