Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Huh. Turns out Lizzy's mom is finishing a sentence in county jail.

You know that too, because they obviously came in through the window.

- Shut up, Russ. - All right.

- It's, um... - That's a Sharpie.

For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there.

- Yeah, we'll be back. - We'll be back soon.

Oh, great. I'm so glad that she loves her black bedroom.

That's not the only thing they're gonna break.

Would you like to share your news?

- Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll. - Wow.

Here's a hundred.

Congratulations, guys. I'm so happy for you.

You guys picking us up? Where's Mom?

I don't know, maybe next time you guys...

- She's gonna drive. - Oh, yeah?

create an open concept through the kitchen.

- Come on, Ellie. - He didn't do any of it!

Get some sleep, kids.

Sweetie, we're so sorry.

All right. Get up! Come on. Let's go.

You're not terrible. Now get on in there and find you a family. Go on.

me when i see mae

They were completely uninterested.

- That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- I don't want this! - Hey!

- Ow! Ow. - Calm down. Don't cry.

bounty of super fun cardboard boxes.

I'm so sorry. I feel terrible. I, uh...

Okay, what do we have here?

What do you think?

- Did I make it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay. Well...

I think I have to take a crap.

Yeah. That's my daughter.

Yeah, she's not just gonna step aside and let you two take over.

And next we have Pete and Ellie.

- With ketchup? - Put it out!

Yeah, we would. And right now everybody thinks we're saints.

- But you just said she won't let us. - Nope, she won't.

Hey. It's okay, sweetie. Did you have a bad dream?

but now they're called rescue dogs and everybody wants one.

- "Pete, please?" Exactly. - No, I...

Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious.

We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry.

What do you guys think?

- Mm-hmm. - Right?

It wasn't their fault. They didn't do anything.

- What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy!

"Sexually harassed"? What do you mean? Their parents made lewd comments?

We are here today to officially create a new family.

And I haven't seen her. I was hoping I could see her.

- Amen. - Amen.

and trash bags in the middle of the night and move them back to the Muskies?

Hey. What's wrong?

I grew up a lot like that kid.

Hey, number three, where's your mother?

Pete, we're not talking about you, man.

- Yes. - That's very good news.

- You sure you don't wanna give her chips? - No, we're not giving her chips.

- Oh, uh, sorry. - You don't have to say sorry. That's okay.

with everything and everyone.

- Saved you a little walking time. - We had a front space.

I quit bringing it up because every time I did, you'd say it's not the right time.

- Mom's here. - Okay.

Of course, if you two thought you could make room for an older child...

Not really a rut. Just the same old routine. You know?

- Hey, buddy. - It's all right, buddy. We're here.

she's losing her connection

Can you please get off the counter, honey? It's dangerous.

And that statement ain't gonna help.

No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw!

- Actually, there's this one guy, Jacob. - Yeah?

we wanted to get to know you a bit more.

We didn't take her kids, Ellie.

- Christmas is boxes. - Yes.

You're on Facebook, right? I'll find you. Okay!

And that was helpful.

Hey, thank you.

I know. I just...

that weren't donated from total strangers, so...

It's so clean and quiet in here.

I think they might be recognizing a little bit of a honeymoon period.

Can we just take a moment, calm down, and take a few breaths?

- Sorry, guys. - Sorry.

I'll tell you what's not normal, is your kids not knowing what Six Flags is.

Really small for her age too. Maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something.

- What about the presents? - I would've went crazy if I got a robot.

- We're gonna try again. - Definitely try.

We did it because something was missing in our lives, but we didn't know what it was.

Uh, my mom got out a few months ago, so...

Hello. My name is October Ross Jennings.

Those kids were living like feral cats in a crack house.

- Huh? How'd that feel? - It felt good!

that we couldn't read in court, just so you have it.

I'm so sorry. It's not my fault.

Next thing I know I'm in full mom mode, giving her advice, like,

Oh, yeah. Oh, dear.

We spend day in and day out dealing with things

- Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door!

- Stop talking. - Ellie.

- Oh, no! - That's gonna... What? Hey! Hey!

What are you doing? Take it out!

we can find a way to get these little assholes out of our house!

The thing is, over half the kids who age out of foster care

All right, come on.

Yeah. You're such a good boy.

Bye, Brenda. Great job. Amazing. All right, Kit, bye.

- Uh, that's my daughter. - The radiator kid?

Thank heaven he didn't seriously hurt one of the other kindergartners.

- Unlock the window! - And if I say anything about any of it...

And, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner,

Sorry I don't dress like an uptight douche like you.

Listen, guys, right now, you're all they've got.

That's right, we've got a cosmic connection.

- Yes, Your Honor. - Yes, Your Honor.

She got a T-shirt.