Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

we can find a way to get these little assholes out of our house!

What do you think?

that we couldn't read in court, just so you have it.

And, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner,

All right, come on.

- Amen. - Amen.

but now they're called rescue dogs and everybody wants one.

we wanted to get to know you a bit more.

That's not the only thing they're gonna break.

- You sure you don't wanna give her chips? - No, we're not giving her chips.

I don't know, maybe next time you guys...

- Yes. - That's very good news.

I think they might be recognizing a little bit of a honeymoon period.

Can you please get off the counter, honey? It's dangerous.

and trash bags in the middle of the night and move them back to the Muskies?

We spend day in and day out dealing with things

I'm so sorry. I feel terrible. I, uh...

Sweetie, we're so sorry.

- I don't want this! - Hey!

And that statement ain't gonna help.

- Yes, Your Honor. - Yes, Your Honor.

Hey, thank you.

Oh, great. I'm so glad that she loves her black bedroom.

Bye, Brenda. Great job. Amazing. All right, Kit, bye.

- Unlock the window! - And if I say anything about any of it...

We did it because something was missing in our lives, but we didn't know what it was.

We are here today to officially create a new family.

We didn't take her kids, Ellie.

- Yeah, we'll be back. - We'll be back soon.

- That's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- Oh, uh, sorry. - You don't have to say sorry. That's okay.

It's so clean and quiet in here.

The thing is, over half the kids who age out of foster care

I know. I just...

Sorry I don't dress like an uptight douche like you.

For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there.

- She's gonna drive. - Oh, yeah?

Huh. Turns out Lizzy's mom is finishing a sentence in county jail.

Get some sleep, kids.

She got a T-shirt.

me when i see mae

- Huh? How'd that feel? - It felt good!

- Uh, that's my daughter. - The radiator kid?

Yeah. You're such a good boy.

Next thing I know I'm in full mom mode, giving her advice, like,

It wasn't their fault. They didn't do anything.

- Come on, Ellie. - He didn't do any of it!

All right. Get up! Come on. Let's go.

Hey, number three, where's your mother?

Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious.

Okay. Okay. Well...

You're not terrible. Now get on in there and find you a family. Go on.

Really small for her age too. Maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something.

I'll tell you what's not normal, is your kids not knowing what Six Flags is.

Hey. What's wrong?

Of course, if you two thought you could make room for an older child...

- Mm-hmm. - Right?

- We're gonna try again. - Definitely try.

Yeah, we would. And right now everybody thinks we're saints.

she's losing her connection

- Christmas is boxes. - Yes.

I'm so sorry. It's not my fault.

- Saved you a little walking time. - We had a front space.

And that was helpful.

- Sorry, guys. - Sorry.

Congratulations, guys. I'm so happy for you.

Thank heaven he didn't seriously hurt one of the other kindergartners.

- It's, um... - That's a Sharpie.

- Can you take the door? - Don't read my texts! Open the door!

We're not having chips tonight, munchkin. Sorry.

Uh, my mom got out a few months ago, so...

Would you like to share your news?

Not really a rut. Just the same old routine. You know?

- Did I make it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Mom's here. - Okay.

No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw!

create an open concept through the kitchen.

That's right, we've got a cosmic connection.

Pete, we're not talking about you, man.

Here's a hundred.

You know that too, because they obviously came in through the window.

- "Pete, please?" Exactly. - No, I...

- Actually, there's this one guy, Jacob. - Yeah?

They were completely uninterested.

And I haven't seen her. I was hoping I could see her.

Hey. It's okay, sweetie. Did you have a bad dream?

that weren't donated from total strangers, so...

- Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll. - Wow.

with everything and everyone.

Listen, guys, right now, you're all they've got.

I think I have to take a crap.

And next we have Pete and Ellie.

Oh, yeah. Oh, dear.

You're on Facebook, right? I'll find you. Okay!

- But you just said she won't let us. - Nope, she won't.

"Sexually harassed"? What do you mean? Their parents made lewd comments?

- What about the presents? - I would've went crazy if I got a robot.

Okay, what do we have here?

bounty of super fun cardboard boxes.

- Ow! Ow. - Calm down. Don't cry.

- Oh, no! - That's gonna... What? Hey! Hey!

Hello. My name is October Ross Jennings.

- With ketchup? - Put it out!

Can we just take a moment, calm down, and take a few breaths?

What do you guys think?

- Shut up, Russ. - All right.

You guys picking us up? Where's Mom?

I grew up a lot like that kid.

I quit bringing it up because every time I did, you'd say it's not the right time.

Yeah, she's not just gonna step aside and let you two take over.

- What's going on? - Please give this to me. Lizzy!

- Hey, buddy. - It's all right, buddy. We're here.

Those kids were living like feral cats in a crack house.

What are you doing? Take it out!

- Stop talking. - Ellie.

Yeah. That's my daughter.