Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I love frozen yogurt.
Him? That redhead kid right there? The kid with the soup can for a...?
- The Clippers are awesome. - We love the Clippers. Are you kidding me?
- Swing away. - Okay.
He's gonna have to leave a note.
- Stop. - Okay. I know. It's...
I think we're gonna be late for school.
Thank you.
Our foster kids aren't gonna act like that. That's on you guys.
Mom, give us a few minutes. We were just in the middle of a family meeting.
- You made it. - Hi.
I never get tired of watching white people fight.
You, uh...
You okay?
That's not gonna bring him back from that peanut butter sandwich you fed him.
No, she didn't. Because why would she, um, fill out all the forms
and then I just said that thing that I said, and now you're grounded!
I got here early, Lizzy saw me, and she came over and just starts talking.
I would like you all to know that thousands of children
- Well, that... - Yes, Your Honor, but in our defense...
And prior to that assault,
And also with us today are Juan, Lita, and Elizabeth Viara?
We're going back to our house, where we all live, at 7:00!
Oh, God.
unless a wonderful family like yours steps up for them.
Oh! Uh... I don't think that's...
Uh, meet you guys at... What time are we going back to your house?
until the white guy showed up and pretended to be a blue guy?
We're gonna buy you your first prom dress.
- Lookit! A bed and a bunny! - What do you think?
- Are you sure? - I got it.
- Uh... - I-I made a pie.
- Just help get the stuff out of the back. - Lita! Lita! Honey.
Bye, sweetie.
the primary goal of the system is family preservation.
Never mind. Thanks.
Lizzy. Let's just... Let's... Let's try something else.
It's okay, buddy.
Hey, Juan, what did you say?
- Look at that face. - Yeah.
- What's wrong? Come on. - I want to stay with Mom.
- I love it. - Right?
But guess what? They're not adopted yet.
I need you to think about something that really pisses you off.
This kid is harmless, baby. Trust me.
- I didn't do a look. - Totally did a look.
It was all true.
What if there was, like, a disaster?
Look, you're overthinking it, bro. None of my kids were planned.
are spending Thanksgiving without any family at all.
I crossed a boundary there.
Juan. Lita. Come on.
And Lita just got 100 on her last spelling test.
like Brian Hendrickson's dad.
Actually, if you read your foster parent regs,
I knew it wasn't gonna work with her.
Number two: relate.
Babe, we'd make 100K off this flip all day long.
And I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuck right off!
I can tell by looking at you that not all y'all are gonna make it.
that it would be like this cosmic connection, you know?
I'm not saying she's a house like the way I said the dog thing in there,
You can't buy these pita chips anymore. They're way too spicy.
Bye.
one of which is a teenager.
I mean, our food rations, the blast radius.
They don't want to be stuck here with a bunch of old farts like you two.
um, here's what I think is best.
- Mm-mmm. - And listen.
Yeah.
and then we can figure something out.
- If that's okay with you, honey. - Yee-haw, baby.
- Lizzy, please. - Give her the phone.
- Yes! - Oh, those are good ones.
- I love potato chips. - Potato chips are my favorite.
the judge changed your .26 hearing to a Change of Circumstances hearing
I just wanted to apologize for what I wrote to the judge.
I'm deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete.
What'd I tell you? The fireplace, the built-ins here.
How is the new school?
It's a foster joke.
- How was care group? - So much fun.
but we have every color of kid in the system.
Wow.
If you put the doll back, I'll get you a giant ice cream sundae.
Yeah, yeah.
- Bye-bye, scumbag. - Filthy pedophile.
Careful with your foot, Juan. Bye, Lita.
Nice.
All right, everybody, hands.
Hey. I'm Ellie.
me after cam sent me his cock
No, no. Hey, hey, leave her alone.
Hey, guys. Wow, you really like cardboard boxes, huh?
- I'm good. Good night. - Oh. Night, kiddo.
So, uh, nobody's being moved.
Over a half million children are currently in foster care.
Don't shut that door. I mean it!
Are you with them? Do you know those guys?
We couldn't give her an answer at the time.
I'll just wait outside. Okay.
I love the bunny 'cause she has a skirt.
I mean, Sharon said she's been clean for four months.
- What happened? - Juan broke Potato Chips.
She said it's the first time she's heard of CPS
Occupied! Sorry!
but with no family to help me pick a college,
I'm Grammy "Hw-an" and this is Grandpa "Hw-erry."
- What do you think of that, Jacob? - My name's not Jacob!
That's gonna be us soon.
- and if we touch it, it's just... - Mmm.
That's right, we're here and we love you.
I mean, that is the plot of The Blind Side, so...
We are so sorry. Are you okay?
- You did. - Yeah.
- We'd just like to share it with a child that needs a home. - Yeah.
You know how the blue guys couldn't fight off the unobtanium guys
- That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. - She's jealous!
And the schools here are fantastic if you have a baby.
We're looking for a child of any gender or ethnicity up to nine years old.
Meatball. Hey! Hey, buddy!
- Yes, please. - Yes!
I-I-It's just... Is it a problem...
I'm so sorry you have to carry all your stuff in these awful bags.
is it accurate that you left Juan and Lita alone in your car
- Watch your feet, okay? - Raised feet!
unless you have any other concerns.
Good job, Michael.
- No. - Oh.
I actually think this group has got the grit to face some unpleasant...
- Oh, my God. - Come on, let's get the janitor.
Oh, my babies, you got so big!
I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry.
Come on, guys. Don't be sad on our last night.
- Where are you going? - I'm calling my caseworker.
- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Oh, God. Hold on.
Normally, you go out and chat up some random kid in a park and you're gonna get arrested.
- Looks like a robot, buddy! - Lita, look at this big box!