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Over a half million children are currently in foster care.
And prior to that assault,
Wow.
They don't want to be stuck here with a bunch of old farts like you two.
- Lizzy, please. - Give her the phone.
Come on, guys. Don't be sad on our last night.
But guess what? They're not adopted yet.
It's okay, buddy.
That's gonna be us soon.
Actually, if you read your foster parent regs,
unless a wonderful family like yours steps up for them.
- Well, that... - Yes, Your Honor, but in our defense...
- Looks like a robot, buddy! - Lita, look at this big box!
Hey, guys. Wow, you really like cardboard boxes, huh?
- That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. - She's jealous!
No, no. Hey, hey, leave her alone.
If you put the doll back, I'll get you a giant ice cream sundae.
but with no family to help me pick a college,
So, uh, nobody's being moved.
Yeah, yeah.
What if there was, like, a disaster?
Oh, God.
Are you with them? Do you know those guys?
- I love potato chips. - Potato chips are my favorite.
I need you to think about something that really pisses you off.
Occupied! Sorry!
Nice.
I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry.
- You made it. - Hi.
Normally, you go out and chat up some random kid in a park and you're gonna get arrested.
- I love it. - Right?
until the white guy showed up and pretended to be a blue guy?
I'm Grammy "Hw-an" and this is Grandpa "Hw-erry."
- You did. - Yeah.
- Uh... - I-I made a pie.
And I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuck right off!
Oh! Uh... I don't think that's...
Juan. Lita. Come on.
Number two: relate.
but we have every color of kid in the system.
I would like you all to know that thousands of children
the judge changed your .26 hearing to a Change of Circumstances hearing
Never mind. Thanks.
is it accurate that you left Juan and Lita alone in your car
I mean, our food rations, the blast radius.
I'll just wait outside. Okay.
I think we're gonna be late for school.
She said it's the first time she's heard of CPS
What'd I tell you? The fireplace, the built-ins here.
- How was care group? - So much fun.
that it would be like this cosmic connection, you know?
Look, you're overthinking it, bro. None of my kids were planned.
Bye.
- Swing away. - Okay.
We're gonna buy you your first prom dress.
I'm not saying she's a house like the way I said the dog thing in there,
- Yes! - Oh, those are good ones.
me after cam sent me his cock
We're going back to our house, where we all live, at 7:00!
He's gonna have to leave a note.
All right, everybody, hands.
I crossed a boundary there.
- What do you think of that, Jacob? - My name's not Jacob!
I mean, Sharon said she's been clean for four months.
It was all true.
Careful with your foot, Juan. Bye, Lita.
Babe, we'd make 100K off this flip all day long.
That's right, we're here and we love you.
- Where are you going? - I'm calling my caseworker.
Him? That redhead kid right there? The kid with the soup can for a...?
We couldn't give her an answer at the time.
Good job, Michael.
Meatball. Hey! Hey, buddy!
I'm deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete.
I knew it wasn't gonna work with her.
How is the new school?
- We'd just like to share it with a child that needs a home. - Yeah.
I never get tired of watching white people fight.
- Lookit! A bed and a bunny! - What do you think?
- Stop. - Okay. I know. It's...
We're looking for a child of any gender or ethnicity up to nine years old.
- What's wrong? Come on. - I want to stay with Mom.
Yeah.
You okay?
I mean, that is the plot of The Blind Side, so...
- Bye-bye, scumbag. - Filthy pedophile.
Bye, sweetie.
- Watch your feet, okay? - Raised feet!
- If that's okay with you, honey. - Yee-haw, baby.
and then we can figure something out.
That's not gonna bring him back from that peanut butter sandwich you fed him.
You can't buy these pita chips anymore. They're way too spicy.
Oh, my babies, you got so big!
And the schools here are fantastic if you have a baby.
and then I just said that thing that I said, and now you're grounded!
Hey. I'm Ellie.
Lizzy. Let's just... Let's... Let's try something else.
You, uh...
I-I-It's just... Is it a problem...
No, she didn't. Because why would she, um, fill out all the forms
And also with us today are Juan, Lita, and Elizabeth Viara?
Uh, meet you guys at... What time are we going back to your house?
- Oh, my God. - Come on, let's get the janitor.
um, here's what I think is best.
I love frozen yogurt.
Our foster kids aren't gonna act like that. That's on you guys.
And Lita just got 100 on her last spelling test.
the primary goal of the system is family preservation.
- Mm-mmm. - And listen.
unless you have any other concerns.
I love the bunny 'cause she has a skirt.
one of which is a teenager.
Hey, Juan, what did you say?
We are so sorry. Are you okay?
- and if we touch it, it's just... - Mmm.
- Look at that face. - Yeah.
Thank you.
I got here early, Lizzy saw me, and she came over and just starts talking.
like Brian Hendrickson's dad.
- What happened? - Juan broke Potato Chips.
This kid is harmless, baby. Trust me.
- Just help get the stuff out of the back. - Lita! Lita! Honey.
Mom, give us a few minutes. We were just in the middle of a family meeting.
are spending Thanksgiving without any family at all.
Don't shut that door. I mean it!
- No. - Oh.
- I'm good. Good night. - Oh. Night, kiddo.
I actually think this group has got the grit to face some unpleasant...
- Yes, please. - Yes!
- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Oh, God. Hold on.
- I didn't do a look. - Totally did a look.
I'm so sorry you have to carry all your stuff in these awful bags.
I can tell by looking at you that not all y'all are gonna make it.
- Are you sure? - I got it.
You know how the blue guys couldn't fight off the unobtanium guys
I just wanted to apologize for what I wrote to the judge.
It's a foster joke.
- The Clippers are awesome. - We love the Clippers. Are you kidding me?