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- Swing away. - Okay.
Babe, we'd make 100K off this flip all day long.
- No. - Oh.
Bye.
Don't shut that door. I mean it!
- Looks like a robot, buddy! - Lita, look at this big box!
- and if we touch it, it's just... - Mmm.
Hey, Juan, what did you say?
Him? That redhead kid right there? The kid with the soup can for a...?
- Watch your feet, okay? - Raised feet!
- Yes! - Oh, those are good ones.
I mean, Sharon said she's been clean for four months.
I can tell by looking at you that not all y'all are gonna make it.
No, no. Hey, hey, leave her alone.
and then we can figure something out.
- We'd just like to share it with a child that needs a home. - Yeah.
How is the new school?
I'll just wait outside. Okay.
- The Clippers are awesome. - We love the Clippers. Are you kidding me?
are spending Thanksgiving without any family at all.
- Just help get the stuff out of the back. - Lita! Lita! Honey.
Juan. Lita. Come on.
I think we're gonna be late for school.
Never mind. Thanks.
- I love it. - Right?
- Oh, my God. - Come on, let's get the janitor.
- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - Oh, God. Hold on.
I love the bunny 'cause she has a skirt.
I'm Grammy "Hw-an" and this is Grandpa "Hw-erry."
I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry.
That's right, we're here and we love you.
- I love potato chips. - Potato chips are my favorite.
Normally, you go out and chat up some random kid in a park and you're gonna get arrested.
Our foster kids aren't gonna act like that. That's on you guys.
That's not gonna bring him back from that peanut butter sandwich you fed him.
Hey, guys. Wow, you really like cardboard boxes, huh?
And I am thankful that whoever has a problem with it can fuck right off!
It's a foster joke.
No, she didn't. Because why would she, um, fill out all the forms
- How was care group? - So much fun.
- You did. - Yeah.
We're gonna buy you your first prom dress.
- Bye-bye, scumbag. - Filthy pedophile.
I just wanted to apologize for what I wrote to the judge.
Number two: relate.
- I'm good. Good night. - Oh. Night, kiddo.
You can't buy these pita chips anymore. They're way too spicy.
This kid is harmless, baby. Trust me.
that it would be like this cosmic connection, you know?
- I didn't do a look. - Totally did a look.
- Are you sure? - I got it.
Occupied! Sorry!
Careful with your foot, Juan. Bye, Lita.
Good job, Michael.
I mean, that is the plot of The Blind Side, so...
- Where are you going? - I'm calling my caseworker.
- Mm-mmm. - And listen.
I need you to think about something that really pisses you off.
- Look at that face. - Yeah.
I'm so sorry you have to carry all your stuff in these awful bags.
You okay?
the judge changed your .26 hearing to a Change of Circumstances hearing
I'm not saying she's a house like the way I said the dog thing in there,
I love frozen yogurt.
- You made it. - Hi.
- That's not the reaction we were looking for on that. - She's jealous!
um, here's what I think is best.
- What happened? - Juan broke Potato Chips.
- What's wrong? Come on. - I want to stay with Mom.
I never get tired of watching white people fight.
- Lookit! A bed and a bunny! - What do you think?
I-I-It's just... Is it a problem...
Mom, give us a few minutes. We were just in the middle of a family meeting.
- What do you think of that, Jacob? - My name's not Jacob!
If you put the doll back, I'll get you a giant ice cream sundae.
We couldn't give her an answer at the time.
You know how the blue guys couldn't fight off the unobtanium guys
I mean, our food rations, the blast radius.
is it accurate that you left Juan and Lita alone in your car
- Uh... - I-I made a pie.
And the schools here are fantastic if you have a baby.
I crossed a boundary there.
That's gonna be us soon.
until the white guy showed up and pretended to be a blue guy?
the primary goal of the system is family preservation.
Wow.
Meatball. Hey! Hey, buddy!
unless a wonderful family like yours steps up for them.
- Stop. - Okay. I know. It's...
What'd I tell you? The fireplace, the built-ins here.
It's okay, buddy.
I knew it wasn't gonna work with her.
Lizzy. Let's just... Let's... Let's try something else.
but with no family to help me pick a college,
I'm deleting everything here! Delete, delete, delete.
- If that's okay with you, honey. - Yee-haw, baby.
We're looking for a child of any gender or ethnicity up to nine years old.
We are so sorry. Are you okay?
I would like you all to know that thousands of children
And also with us today are Juan, Lita, and Elizabeth Viara?
and then I just said that thing that I said, and now you're grounded!
Hey. I'm Ellie.
but we have every color of kid in the system.
We're going back to our house, where we all live, at 7:00!
Oh, God.
What if there was, like, a disaster?
But guess what? They're not adopted yet.
You, uh...
Look, you're overthinking it, bro. None of my kids were planned.
Are you with them? Do you know those guys?
Thank you.
She said it's the first time she's heard of CPS
He's gonna have to leave a note.
All right, everybody, hands.
Oh, my babies, you got so big!
I got here early, Lizzy saw me, and she came over and just starts talking.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, if you read your foster parent regs,
It was all true.
Uh, meet you guys at... What time are we going back to your house?
like Brian Hendrickson's dad.
Yeah.
- Lizzy, please. - Give her the phone.
So, uh, nobody's being moved.
Oh! Uh... I don't think that's...
one of which is a teenager.
Bye, sweetie.
And Lita just got 100 on her last spelling test.
Come on, guys. Don't be sad on our last night.
unless you have any other concerns.
I actually think this group has got the grit to face some unpleasant...
- Well, that... - Yes, Your Honor, but in our defense...
- Yes, please. - Yes!
Over a half million children are currently in foster care.
Nice.
me after cam sent me his cock
They don't want to be stuck here with a bunch of old farts like you two.
And prior to that assault,