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It doesn't need any more kids.

You wanna watch a little Fixer Upper?

I don't care. I said no. That's not happening, okay?

That's... You suck!

- Mmm! - Eeeew!

- Yeah. - Awesome.

So for a child to be removed, conditions have to be pretty bleak,

The janitor? The adult-ass janitor?

- What? - I told you that wasn't me!

- Is Lizzy okay? - She's a little upset right now, buddy.

Perfect. Let me go check in back, see what we have in stock.

- To you? - Yeah!

If she's hostile with you again, maybe try using the three R's.

It's very unprofessional.

You're wearing that? Are you going to a strip club?

What are they doing here?

Guess what? We got a ride in a police car.

you put on a little less makeup than you do on the bad days.

- Sure, yeah. Yeah, whatever, yeah. - Yeah?

No. She said "made." That's past tense. There's a difference.

They are not your real children.

- No. Make sure she gets out to my truck. - Bye, Daddy.

Hey. Hey, baby.

Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever.

Wow, that's a cute name. Jacob. I like... Like Jake.

Oh, I get it. My problems seem stupid now.

- Just not nearly enough. - Not nearly enough parents.

Really? That's how this works?

Do you happen to know anybody named Jacob

We're gonna be all over your ass about your grades.

I don't know, I just thought when we met our kids

- Yeah, the big guy, he's blessed us with so much. - Mm-hmm.

nobody to come home to on the holidays

I think she's just trying to say that we needed a new challenge,

Here, take her. I think we'll get the point for us.

We need your help with Juan and Lita.

Have a couple kids without the pregnancy and the hormones and the... the rage.

Relax. We'll get you there in one second, okay? You're...

Okay. Tuck in, everybody.

And at that same occasion, did you tell Lizzy to call CPS and to come and take the kids?

So I think the best thing is for you to adopt them.

- And what about preserving our family? - Yeah.

Because we... It was... I mean, I...

- You're driving me crazy! - Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Now, you gotta step up and become the parents.

but our baby has to be our blood.

And people are gonna say some stupid shit.

You did? Was that fun?

These are the kind of people who volunteer when it's not even a holiday.

Come in, look around.

Speaking of which, next up we have October,

We've been dealing with all of this shit!

You ever play fricking Candy Land?

Where's her mom now?

- What are we doing here? - Let's go.

- You ready to meet three kids? - Three kids?

But if you're willing to love these kids who need a mom and dad,

- There's no fight. There's no trouble. - Let's get out of here.

What are you doing? You want to get in? You wanna say hi to Lizzy?

Yeah, you too. Come on!

Good. Now can we just go inside so we can talk about this?

- You did it on purpose! - What?

bounced around from placement to placement.

We're about to do something insane.

- What? Who is this person, Lizzy? - Open the door!

You wanna rotate like this, okay?

We see potential in things, we fix 'em up. Like they did.

I bought? You loved it too. And that's not even the point.

I'm really thankful for that too.

We've also been trying to conceive now.

It was just a nice thought.

- Yay! - That is so great.

- Wassup, baby girl? - Nothing.

No? She doesn't like it? Why not?

But if you're afraid we can't handle knowing the bad stuff, or the scary stuff,

Good night, Mommy.

You couldn't have taken five seconds to let us know nobody murdered you?

Good night, buddy.

Give me the phone! Let go!

Nothing has been decided yet.

God forbid we actually try to parent the little ones. No, no, that's her territory.

Who called it, huh? Who said it?

- Hey, I'm so sorry about this. - Ellie, come on!

You guys want me to deal with this, or do you still got it?

Lita, don't do what Lizzy said. What did you say? C uatro? "Go to your bedroom"?

The point is, when you are there, you let them get away with murder.

Don't forget, when Lizzy was ten her mother would disappear for weeks at a time,

- Yeah. - Okay. Well, thank you. Bye-bye.

We're not starving people here, okay? I have this under control.

And if I were to put the kids in your care,

who might be hanging around with our daughter, Lizzy Viara?

- Exactly. - Hell.

- Mom. Hey, kids. - Oh! Hi, honey!

Would not-her-parents do this?

You want me to reheat it for you?

If she thinks our statement's the reason her mom doesn't get custody,

That's how your children feel every day of their lives.

- This is Carla. She's... - Their mom.

You made such a good impression on us when we met you,

All right, everybody, I want you all to imagine

You guys are doing good.

but you really love cheeseburgers.

Well, we met your sister, and she's so awesome.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Wow, uh, it's, yeah, darkest of the black tones.

and you're gonna have a couple of lunch dates."

We are going to adopt through foster care, just like you guys!

All right, so you guys gonna pick us up at 4:00?

It's gonna be long and weird.