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followed me back from a medical convention and asked me this.
I'm going to Hawaii.
That'll do.
Should I get a male stripper for Elliot's bachelorette party?
- Dr. Turk? - One second, please.
Well, then I'm glad I'm here.
you better believe I would dust that bad boy off and go to town on it.
Well, I just noticed that you've put Ronnie Eppelito on the list.
J.D., thank you for being here.
I'm sorry about your picture.
What great costumes.
Holy frick, you're still pregnant!
is about to drop some knowledge on your brown ass.
It's just that every time I think about running away,
and then maybe, you know,
Why did you come if you were just gonna contradict me?
Relax, Kim. Dorians are known for their strong will to live.
Wait, I'm not sure yet.
Duck!
I'm gonna Photoshop a basketball into her hand and then Photoshop you out.
(COOING)
- So, what should I do? - Well, it's a tough call.
Look, I wanted to talk to you because, well, the baby's due in a month.
Well, I gotta go check on a patient. I'll meet you upstairs?
Great.
I just want what every father wants for his son. Health, happiness and a life-long obsession with American musical theater.
The gel feels like a whale hocked a loogey on my belly.