Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How are we gonna do that?

I figured I could give you some... tips on our Hair number.

I'm... I'm really sorry.

We're starting from scratch. Grab a stool.

No. Not at all.

I brought my guitar. Why don't we sing them a lullaby.

So thank you for helping me see that.

Not interested? Why, I'm the fine arts administrator or something.

So, hairography... it works best when you pretend like you're getting Tasered.

I- I didn't mean to offend you.

I, uh, wanted to ask your permission...

- # I don't think you're ready for this jelly # - # Whoo, whoo-ooh, baby #

Do you know that we don't have costumes or even an auditorium?

She has got it down. Brittany, take it away.

I think this is the first time they have all been asleep at the same time.

Really? And who'd you hear that from?

and I'll pull some strings and make sure that Schuester and his group perform last.

- # Yeah # - # I don't think you're ready for this jelly #

Yeah, pretty much.

your very position at this school!

You seem to be taking the opposite approach, Will.

split them between your two groups...

- I happen to know that Puck cares about me. - Oh, wake up.

I will not let you dictate my number choices.

- # Imagine there's no countries # - # Imagine there's no countries #

Thank God for Puck.

No, no. This is my fault.

Um, who do you think I am?

What are you gonna do when the kid comes?

Thanks again for helping me out with this hairography stuff.

Well, then I'm back as co director.

Could you think of a song, maybe, that we could practice with?

Oh, yeah. Uh, change of plans. Got distracted with something else.

You can have her.

And that leads me to believe you know your kids don't have what it takes.

He loves Quinn. They're having a baby together.

# Is my vibe too vibealicious for you, babe #

I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.

- We didn't even have sex. - They kicked her out. Now she's living at Finn's house.

# Your kiss got me hopin' you save me right now #

# Last saw you laughing #

but Rachel somehow manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.

I understand completely.

You're going to get me an updated set list by 5:00 tomorrow.

So I guess the best thing for me to do is just come right out with it.

While you two were playing house...

and our little girl...

# Lookin' so crazy, your love's got me lookin' , got me lookin' so crazy in love #

# I see your true colors #

and avoid rum-based drinks, and you'll be fine.

- Yeah. - Take your time, honey.

- Yeah. - Okay.

8:00 is terrific. It's terrific.

As someone who's had long, luxurious locks since I was a toddler in the pageant circuit...

Um, well, I will make sure you get a copy.