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Sam, she is all alone in the world. She needs some support.
The biggest argument I ever had with my wife
Listen, if you need a trois for that ménage, I'll be in the bar.
You know Carla, she's proud.
That's about the sweetest thing anybody's ever done...
Diane told me what's going on and I just have to say something.
Would you excuse me, Marshall? I think I need to talk to Carla.
I can teach it how to slide into second base.
- Hi, everyone. - Hi, Carla.
to the baby and its luck at having such wonderful parents.
- Carla's late again. - Yeah, I know. I wonder why.
- Exactly. - Depraved.
With the rain and everything and the wine,
I see.
and I've been raising them alone and it's been damned hard.
I think I'd better just lie down for a minute, alright?
- She's going to tell him the truth. - The truth about what?
- Seen all the right movies. - Yes. Well, no.
You know, Carla, I've been thinking.
We could all take turns doing things with the kid.
Well, don't sing your own praises.
Besides everything else, it was our anniversary.
I could teach him how to hit your pitches out of the ballpark.
I just got carried away.
Tomorrow, I'm going to go to my lawyer,