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All right, that's good. Give him one of these. You're late, Eric.
I said, no girls!
Shit!
Jimmy was...
Guys, come on, stay focused, all right?
...from when you guys abandoned me my senior year in high school...
Okay, I'm saying it to your face. I don't want you here.
Come to papa.
it's gonna be
This is it.
...and me just taking my pick.
I'm broke. Just let me hang out. I'm your best customer. I'm here every day.
It's cool. I mean, whatever. Just do your thing.
- I sprained my taint! - Probably because you forgot to stretch.
- Oh, my freaking Lord! - Oh, my God! Get it away.
- Matt! - I think I can taste that one.
- Eric! - Good to see you, bro.
- Hi. - Again, a good point.
No. Why? Should I?
So you want to...?
- Sweet Lou. - See you girls later.
No one's food here!
The party is at Rolling Deuce tonight. It should be pretty cool.
- Somebody's coming. - All right, you guys hang back. All right?
Break out the Cristal, fool!
Yeah, sure.
There he is. Look, there's his bus, and he's got a scholarship for me.
All right, let's go skate the parking lot and wait Jimmy out.
- Dad, l-- - Don't "Dad" me. We had a deal.
What grade are you in? It's 5th Grade!
...worth it.
All right.
I brought someone who wants to meet you.
Sweet Lou Clean’s No Mans Poop
Can you move, in case one of those skaters looks over here?
Could you psych me up a little softer next time?
- Thanks, man. - But I could totally take you.
- Matt deceives you. - I don't--
- Eric! - Go, Eric!
...and I was wondering-- - It's not a good time.
Maybe I can get my job back.
...I'm Jimmy Wilson. Tonight you're gonna be my love slaves.
Which one do you want?
Need you in the bean suit.
How about we go with one of those Elements, like Bam got?
- Hey, Mom. - We missed the hell out of you!
I'm not a little kid!
- Don't change it. - No! I need some beats, dude.
...we've been following the Jimmy Wilson Tour all over the country.
If you wanted me to watch your tape, you pretty much ruined that. So...
Come here.
How we gonna get Jimmy Wilson to see us if we can't even skate a contest?
I'll always skate. I just won't be homeless with you.
- He's with me. - I'm with him.
What's going on, baby?
- Anybody home? - Hey, Matt, don't touch anything, okay?
Super duper
- Listen, put some soda pop on it. - Rub it clockwise, dude.
Put some elbow into it, man.
When is the moron gonna release his death grip on our premises?
- Whose birthday is it? - Ours.
Let's see.
- It's crazy. - That's so sweet.
What about doing my glutes next?
You guys wanna make a little donation?
I still can't believe it. Bam just walks in and Greg tosses him a handful of his decks.
What are you gonna do?
Yeah, you know, I'd love to, but we're heading out to this...
Yeah!
So, what's up?
What grade are you in? It's 5th Grade!
Okay.