Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, chicks in different area codes. Uncharted territory.

I stepped in dog poo.

Jimmy was like: Tootleisgay.com

Did you guys see--? Jimmy was, like:

So Dustin's bailing on us again.

I've been holding it for two days. It's about to go downtown.

We gotta redo that.

Dude, your stepmom is so hot.

- That's great. - Yeah, it's great.

What's going on, man? How's it going?

Nice kids. I like them. Don't you like them?

One big scoop. That's two, but two is enough. Two is plenty.

- Where's the product toss? - Where's the free stuff?

- All right, get me a kid. - Okay.

- So did I. - You're from Springfield?

- Let me get all three of those. - I can do that for you.

Who's makin these rules man

It's just, you know, you're super cute.

Casey La Scala Just for a dollar

I got so much shit on my plate, the last thing I need now...

The whole thing sort of sounds sketchy. I'm sorry.

They are Eric Rivers, Dustin Knight, Matt Jensen and Sweet Lou Singer.

Bet you never turn down pie.

- What's going on? - What's up, fool?

Yeah, Saturday, man. Saturday. Demo was Saturday.

I don't know, bro. Maybe we're early.

Listen, I already put out for gas and put out for food...

We'll clean your pool if you let us crash here tonight.

It already happened

What do you say you and me lose this dead weight and hit the strip clubs?

Okay? The last thing I need on this tour...

Two scoops cheddar, one scoop onion, my friend.

...and I'm broke. Call me stupid.

I love you, Dad.

You don't wanna bring a girl?

Money Spending's Good

Check it out. It's Brian Patch.

Oh, black leather. That's just how Snoop would do it.

Stop it for five seconds. All right, Jimbo, just gonna bust a little switcheroo.

You think I'm into Bam because he's on tour?

I'm so hungry, one of my ribs is poking through the skin.

Didn't you graduate six years ago?

All right, so pack your shit. We're going on tour.

You guys are just trying to make yourselves happy.

- Yeah, right. - No, Sweet Lou's in love.

What are you doing?

And if you're really any good, then someone will find you.

- You all right, dude? - What happened?

My college fund is gutted.

Why would you do--? Get off me!

I got a rule, man.

I'll tell you what. If you land it, I'll sponsor you.

- Good to see you guys. - So, dude, listen, we're thinking...

Maybe it's none of my business or anything...

You've gotta start taking L's Taking L's is good

- What the hell is wrong with you? - I hate clowns.

We got on Jimmy Wilson's bus, and Matt took a big crap on it.

I'll tell you what. I'm gonna make you a deal, Greg.

All right, I'll check you guys later.

I didn't-- I really didn't mean it like that. I...

Before you know it, you'll be a fat, middle-aged male with a nice beer gut...

- Good to see you too, Pops. - We need to talk about your future.

- Today is Sunday. So Saturday plus a day... - You said that.

This is insane. I've never seen anyone do these lines at the park.

Girls, how are you tonight?