Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well, I think Natalie deserves better. - Better.
So if you ever come to Alabama,
- Did you sleep with her mom? - No.
- What about that girl, Steph? - Steph.
Are you okay?
I have to break up with her.
I spent 27 years making up my mind about things, right?
Okay, bye,
I'm just assuming.
No, Marshall. That was beyond my wildest dreams.
"Elbert 'Ickey' Woods, the Bengals were fools to cut you in '91.
What do I care? It's not like anyone's watching anyway, right?
It's my birthday, and you're telling me I'm not the one for you?
Back when I lived in LA, I was pretty broke,
Kids, when you're single, all you're looking for is happily-ever-after,
only so you could dump me three weeks later,
It seemed like happily-ever-after wasn't far off,
They're only tears.
Told the truth.
- And nothing about the twins story? - Oh, yeah. Great job on that one.
- on their birthday? - Yeah, dude, e-mail.
All right, Scherbatsky, new challenge.
Natalie! Hey, happy birthday!
- Who are you calling? - Hi, Marshall, it's Lily.
Old people, babies, monkeys. That's not journalism.
He wasn't ready for a commitment.
Please, Natalie, give the guy a chance.