Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You left me on my birthday!
No! I didn't dump her right before her birthday.
I know. She's terrific, but I have to break up with her.
How about, "It's not you. It's me"?
I gotta get back to work.
No, it's not like that. I'm just...
Of course not.
So the next night, I took Natalie out to dinner
Sorry. Not the issue.
ROBIN; Oh, my God, I'm covered in horse crap!
Barney's offered me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.
But isn't it nice to know people are watching?
- Did you sleep with her sister? - No.
New York loves you. You're a superstar. Bye-bye.
Let's think. Ted's greatest hits.
But the most exciting moment,
City Hall? Oh, my God.
Today at work I had not one, not two, but three birthday cakes.
I'm losing interest in your story.
...and my bathing suit had fallen completely off.