Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I really thought I was doing it the good way this time.

Breast implants.

Ted, have you considered telling her the truth?

Lily, please! The shirt! I know! It was a mistake.

Sure, Metro News 1 pays you jack.

Well…it’s ineffable

You really are awesome.

You must think I have absolutely no self-respect.

Is that all you're taking away from this story?

A Year Passes So Fast And...... It's Another Happy Birthday For You Suzanne!

So I'm not gonna jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.

These past three weeks have been great. I should be in love with her,

It's really not such a big deal. I mean, it's the odds.

You do the little fluff pieces at the end of the news.

- Yeah, Ted, hold on to that one. - Yeah.

is there an un-terrible way to break up with somebody? No.

Please, can we just have one person in this whole bar who didn't see it?

Seriously, honey, men are working here.

I just wrapped up a live newscast by honking my own boobs.

- So tell her that. - Oh, you can't tell her that. That's horrible.

What baby really likes is the thrill of pulling one over

So, tonight, can we just skip the cake?

This is compliments of those two gentlemen at the bar.

Step into my web.

Well, you must have done something. Why did you guys break up?

It's the Stairway to Heaven of break-up lines.

"You Look Fat In Those Jeans" You're (?)

What about that chick, Jackie?