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Yeah, and he's gonna sit there, and he's gonna take it like a man.

It doesn't matter. I already told her I am ready for a commitment so...

I have to do this face-to-face. I just... I don't know what I'm gonna say.

Look, Natalie, there's something I have to say.

you just end up flat on your back, flailing around in a big pile of horse crap.

to do the mature thing,

Personally, I'd rather hear the bad news on an answering machine

Okay, so I didn't want to get a boyfriend-level gift

Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?

Okay, okay. Look, look, look, I know you're mad, but

It's an honor to tell your story, Henry,

I'm just, like, super busy right now.

Everyone, everyone, if I may direct your attention to the television.

Belle and Sebastian, All of it,

Friendship over.

In your past 60 years on the job, what is your most exciting memory?

For your information, my boss is about to bump me up

Baby's gonna think about it.

I don't think you're the one for me.

but back when the stand first opened in 1955,

You got beat up by a girl.

I said "nipple" on the news.

I said "nipple" on the news. That was so unprofessional.

Give me another chance.

Hey, Ted, you know what always picks me up when I'm down?

That is a terrible way to break up with someone.

And I suppose you're suddenly ready to get married and settle down?

I know the feeling. Once, when I was 16,