Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Just let it out.
Yeah, you have better chances of winning the lottery.
Okay, this is difficult to say.
"You look fat in those jeans." You're free to go.
Turns out the truth has a mean roundhouse kick.
- Hello? - Natalie.
- And it starts with a shirt. - A shirt?
No, that was a big mistake, Ted. You should have done it in person.
make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart.
I Can't Believe Another Year Has Come and Gone...... It's Another Happy Birthday For You Suzanne!
- Oh, my God! Are you all right? - What happened to you?
you could get one for only a nipple.
What? Well, you have dogs, right? What do you think that means?
Exactly. You wouldn't take it personally if you lost the lottery.
Why? What is so horrible about that?
- Bye. - Take it easy.
you're awesome.
That's when Robin realized
It's okay.
This is the new, old-shirt-wearing, sack-having Ted.
oh, so much more coffee.
I'm sorry. I just... I thought the mature thing to do would be...
So you dumped her right before her birthday?
- On her answering machine! - Okay.
But, you know, bad as that night was, within a year Natalie was married,
that would have to be this one, right now,
I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour.
I'm not the one for you!
So when are you gonna do it?
It's ineffable.