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A clichÈ is a clichÈ for a reason. It's comforting.
And, so, for two more hundy-sticks, baby's gonna look in the camera
She remembers me.
Not Goonies, Girls.
That one Belle and Sebastian song she always listened to,
People think I can't keep a secret, but I totally can.
The sock monkeys,
- It's ineffable. - I'm not F-able?
Well, why did you guys break up?
- Nice shirt. - Right? Right?
Come on, baby, bring it home.
Oh, my God, there's no way out. I'm gonna have to marry her.
suddenly passed away on this, the eve of their 100th birthday.
That's just things in a diaper.
I'm not F-able?
Okay, in my client's defense,
Say what you will about the porn industry, they're hard workers.
Mickey Mantle rode in my cab for the fourth time,
Maybe it was the caffeine,
Why couldn't you leave that poor girl alone?
'Cause now you're saying "nipple" and it's $100.