Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

if it hadn't have been for that shirt,

Don't know what happened to him. Just kept driving.

I wanna break up.

You know, that Natalie, she's good times.

Ted, what is the truth? Why do you wanna break up with her?

Ineffable. Good word.

I just wasn't looking for a big commitment at the time.

Hey, Ted, nice shirt. Is it yesterday already?

- What the hell is that? - The Ickey Shuffle.

when Ethel and Sadie Margolis, New York's oldest twins,

Seriously, who talks like that?

And great TV was had by all.

- But I'm not doing it. I am a journalist. - What? Journalist?

I'm a dirty, dirty girl.

I'm just gonna leave this sock monkey here.

Sloth love Chunk.

Never break up with a girl on her birthday!

The chances of one person being another person's "the one"

I'm losing interest in your campaign

Found it. I found Natalie's number.

"My younger sister just got married and I'm about to turn 30" sex.

Look at those colors. Green and brown, together at last.

I wonder if she even remembers me.

my mom throws these huge crawfish boils,

Because none of this would have happened

- I can't explain it. - Try.

tracked me down, begged me to go out with you again,

And it's in my hair!

Wow! Okay. How many did you make?

- It's Ted Mosby. - Go to hell!