Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Today is your birthday? - Yeah.

Why is that such a heart-breaking thing to hear?

The sock monkey collection on her bed,

There's no "better" in breaking up. There's only less awful.

Oh, yeah? Up yours, three years ago.

But you're awesome,

I never thought I'd have my story told,

I wanna do right by you, and I think the best way for me to do that

"and your 27 touchdowns will not be forgotten.

No, it's okay. I wasn't telling anyone about it.

Hey, is it cold in here? 'Cause I can kind of see Robin's nickels.

- "I'm not ready for a commitment." - Oh, that's such a clichÈ.

But you're awesome.

Henry, as New York's oldest hansom-cab driver,

is just to be honest. I'm sorry.

- Booger. - Yes, hello, Barney.

And, just like that, all those wonderful memories were replaced

Hold up. There are only two reasons to ever date a girl you've already dated.

but only one of your stories can end that way.

- You wanted to see me, Mr. Adams? - Yes, I did.

on those bean counters who under-appreciate you