Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Beep. Dumped. Click. Done.

First the shirt, now bourbon.

The tea candles on her dresser,

Maybe it's time to start forming some second impressions.

All you have to do is get up there on the news and do one of these.

I was driving and I hit this hitchhiker.

That's great. So my dog keeps going...

but you really brought your game up to a whole new level.

I am calling her. This is crazy. I haven't talked to her in, like, three years.

Well, yeah, actually. I'm a different guy now.

Okay, what's going on is you broke my heart

I guess there is no good way.

I only came down here 'cause you wouldn't take my call.

Thank you, Miss Robin Scherbatsky,

There was a surprise party that night? How come nobody told me?

- Oh, so I'm stupid? - Oh, God, what's going on?

The following is from the October issue.

You dumped a porn star?

are, like, six billion-to-one.

- No, no, no. I didn't mean that. - Okay, so what's the problem?

Come in. All right, get back to me then.

Oh, well, you did the right thing. I'm proud of you.

What about Natalie?

And her birthday might have been coming up.

and there's no good way to say it.

- What? - Look at me, I'm on TV,