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but at least we don't have to be ashamed of who we are.
I promise.
Not that day.
This is literature.
now you know it's not true.
Look here.
but let me tell you something.
You won't.
I mean, I didn't have that much of an athletic past--
"Co-ed Softball... Participant Award."
me and every other guy
I know I put it here somewhere, uh...
and accuses me of locking the driver in the bathroom
The trough's been built.
God, you must feel low.
So take a good look at this man.
Prove it, De Groot.
Wait a second,
Hi, Steve and Marcy. What's new?
"MVP, Pop Warner Football."
have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart,
Can you believe that, Kel?
and treat each book like fine china.
Do you know that after we were first married,
can get to the truth.
You'd like to check these out, would you?
No.
Where you going, honey?
Oh, yeah, the straw's been laid down.
until I go back to sleep again.
are from the planet Krypton?
You know, it's funny...
Well, not in my room... I can't make any promises.
Oh, that means almost nothing.
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