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"Rookie Of The Year Shoe Salesman, 1968."
All we need now is a little glass of bourbon
just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes
Al!
get in my car, with no upholstery, no gas
Three days.
and looking at you now, I doubt you ever will.
Hey, you want to go upstairs and fool around?
Now, kids...
And you owe us $2163.
So I get up,
I've got a book report due tomorrow.
You may take just one book.
but this is gonna blow over.
Everything about him is.
I made out like a bandit.
a family that doesn't respect me,
Ah, books are for idiots.
are suffering from a shortage of books.
Gee, Al, what a testament to a...
You planted that in there.