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in this reporter's opinion, a true piece of human garbage.

I didn't even think it was a real year.

I could have given you amnesty on the book.

Come on, Al, that was 30 years ago.

Who's up for a game of Yahtzee?

I'm sure it's somewhere in your box.

Face your fears, Al.

They gave you popcorn?

Wow, what memories this brings back.

It's not junk, Kel. It's dad's life.

Today is my last day.

even the road to ruin has its tollgate.

what with that piece on Paul Harvey.

and six more payments,

I've got bad memories of that library.

because despite it all,

Marcy, I don't need you to tell me what to eat.

The book that inspired my whole life.

It'll break us,

go ahead and put your bags in the closet, next to mine.

but I always hated you.

I remember she had this cup of coffee on her desk,

Not when that boy is you.

And, Al, I want you to know

Like I always told you:

Perhaps a policeman's rubber hose

That's probably either somebody telling me

are still out there being what we don't want to be

No, really, you'll never relive this glory.