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No, no, I'm--
Come on. ******* **** .
I would. I mean, I'm not gay, but, you know, just to be part of history.
How about a hand for the emcee going through chemo, huh? All right.
Finally, I have the body that I want...
Hey, seriously, man. You got your kids. You're lucky.
That's why-- It's the same thing. What is it, what?
We immediately go to her, "Oh, no, no, no, honey, don't...."
Well, at least you did it.
Take a deep breath and hold it. So how do you feel, really?
Well, I know him. Well, I used to. We went to high school together.
Ooh. Listen to that silence, huh?
But now Obama's in there, no one can say shit.
I think the guy they're working on now has a musket wound.
Nurse, can you come here a minute? I'm serious.
I have two tables, they're all black. I'm working for free tonight.
So I'm just squeezing her for insurance money...
What is that? Come on, man. This is a nightmare.
Look up. Okay.
Yes, doctor, it's very ugly. Very ugly, very ugly.
His cousin immediately just gets-- She's like, "Oh, my God."
Hello? Hey, babe.