Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He's not even here and I'm still like, "Eh. Yeah, that's close enough."
I mean, we're getting old, Lou. I mean, we can't have kids anymore.
Apart from the tumor I can hear in your lungs.
Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry
My days start poorly because of the shape I'm in.
Well, then you can call for an appointment.
Weird things are happening to my body as I get older.
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
Yes? I'm here to see Ben, Dr. Mitchell.
Thanks, Nick. Remember when we were in our 20s...
...all you saw was black people, gays, liberals...
Have you ever waited tables before? No.
And then you can celebrate with a big parade of soldiers...
Look, it's not very pleasant, but it's necessary.
She says black people don't tip.
No, um, you've got AIDS. That's what I thought, and it proved--
If that's your penis and testicles, what's your anus gonna be like?
Thank you, everybody.
Well, it can do. I'm a doctor. Yeah.