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First of all, I don't believe you. Second of all, that's still racist.
So we start killing all of them. And they were like:
I mean, can we quit calling Obama the first black president?
And my dad hung himself in front of me whilst masturbating.
Ha, ha. Liberal fag. Yeah, okay, Himmler.
Dr. Green, telephone, please.
She takes a knee.
And we pass this homeless guy, and she sees him.
That's how bad it was.
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
"What happened?" America happened.
Yeah. No, try to get some sleep.
"I guess. I guess, just do it. I don't know.
You will start feeling better very soon.
And I always see her, and she's like, just:
Don't worry, she's dying. Yeah, no hope. Really sad.
All right, I won't call you that, you Hitler Nazi piece of shit.
God.
Well, they didn't take it back, certainly, but they changed their minds...
The results from that test don't come in until tomorrow.
And so she came down to visit her cousin, my friend, in the city...
Holy shit, I hit you right in the white-guilt muscle, didn't I?
He hasn't even been shot yet.
She had never been to any city before, and we're picking her up...
And that's also bad for sex, because I just sweat--
...and I don't know ******* why, but....
And when I wake up in the morning, I just-- I'm-- I just sit there and I'm like:
What about this? Jesus Christ!
Are you being serious right now? Yeah, look over there.
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