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Then shut up, asshole.
You do have cancer, though, loads of it, in your scrotum.
Oh. Come on through. It's fine, Priscilla.
You think I'm kidding? Those aren't Irish guys making your falafel.
That is the worst penis probably in the world.
And that's what I'm like when I have sex. I go, uhhh.
I can't believe you're a doctor.
I guess. Oh, my God."
So how are the kids? Good.
Okay, all right. Okay, I'll be as gentle as I can.
...and something like this in the middle? The Nazi thing? That all you got?
Because now, also, I'm 42, so I'm getting-- I'm get-- I'm really on the decline.
You told me to come by, remember? Do I know you?
I have two tables, all black people, so I know I'm not making no tips.
There's never gonna be another year of my life...
Hello?
Jesus. Listen.
They're at my place. Babysitter.
And again, me and my friend were just like, meh.
Like, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery.
And that's gonna kill you as well.
It's just this dude with garbage all over him.
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